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My 3 int 4 wis half-ogre (?) Al Qadim fighter found (was given the Mattock of the Titans) by the DM. I never used it to attack because "It's a shovel and I already got a sword!" to drive one of the other players crazy. But I dug a lot of brand-new tunnels in dungeons! 😜 Good times.

In a recent 2.5 year OD&D game I played in, we learned at the end that 10 of our mules had been eating during the campaign. Toward the end, we were giving them names like "Tasty Treat" and "Indigestion." It didn't help; they all got eaten.

... yet!

$475 is a little too steep for a surprise shower monster--which will promptly get destroyed by my frightened girlfriend.

One group I was in regularly used Leomund's Tiny Hut (yeah, it's a spell not a magic item) to block bottleneck doorways in dungeons for long rests. The DM absolutely refused to give us a Daern's Instant Fortress after that. Hmmm.... 😁

I want to be able to travel back in time to the early 80's during the "Satanic Panic" and show this to many specific people. Just, you know, because.

The used bookstore I used to frequent when I was a kid (70's - 80's) was run by two "old guys" with long hair and mustaches who would regularly peruse the 1E PHB while behind the counter. I remember ten-year-old me thinking "That's a kid's game!" :LOL:

Ahem. "Small sized" cannibals? :devilish:

Aha! Thanks. Reading skill check failure on my part. :rolleyes:

Did previous editions mention how easy/difficult it was to find something in a bag of holding? :unsure: 5E Doesn't address this issue. What if your group finds a bag of holding and it already has stuff in it? How difficult is it to pull out something that you don't know is there? Other...

See? That's why they should have played a Thief. ;)

Or a variant of this Greek monster: Hecatoncheires - Wikipedia

But all he grew was corn! He wasn't some wealthy potato farmer!

"Delicious but deadly!"

How many times can you shoot yourself in your own foot before you run out of feet? :oops:

Back in my teenage 1E days.... 😁

$100??? That seems... excessive.

I hope so. I'm with Whiz and Tonguez here. I like them and want them to be part of the official game. :devilish:

Will there be a Marshal--even as a subclass? :unsure:

SOLD!!!