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I know baby, Can we fast forward this. we put the booty on the horses and tie up the prisoners, if they are still alive when I am finished with everything :). And then we decide what we are going to do. Not only a dm message but also to the players.

I wanna see their naked bodies roll in the mud. I strip down aromor, boots, cloacks. I leave them with their underpanties, I check for secret stitches etc. etc.

After we killed the bugbear. "Wulf, round up the hobgoblins. You take care of your fallen comrade," I say to Diactum. I walk over to Deepwinter and say: "Are you allright, my friend. Again you fight with bravery and skill not many would expect from a human. Now save your strenght. For I know...

Nothing to do with d&d so ron punish me i am bad. The ongoing struggle with monique, yes she called me about ten minutes ago and yes she wants to meet again and yes it is this saturday and yes it is another family get together, grumblebumbel. Luckily she looks hot, thirsty??, no goodlooking

to bad we have to wait for bacter to kick in. I agree wipe them out take the archer prisoner.

The two hobgoblin's are both taken care of. one spellbound and one with bracers. the only one left is the bugbear. But he will last only for one more round.

I know but don't tell the others and thanks BUT if you must know, 18 + 4 = 22 yes it is an intimidating warcry

I look at Wulf reincarnated and say in a loud stern voice: "To your feet, soldier. THERE IS A BATTLE TO BE FOUGHT." I let out an intimidating warcry and with the rain pouring from my face and the dark weather that surrounds us I almost seem like a demonic creature send from another world to rage...

My actions remain the same

Ilan moved 20 ft. forward last round, I take my actions as if I wasn't teleported back :) From my position in the middle of the battlefield I look quickly where my help is needed. Seeing Wulf going down I know he has only one chance of survival. I zoom in at the Orc and drive my trusted steed...

I hope you have a high AC, wulfje. Cause there is going to be a lot of assspanking on behalf of the Orc, that seems fairly pissed. {with his 100+ hp)

You can attack any square that is around you, even your horse, but he why you wanna do that. You can see it like the field is a numpad and you are the number five. So you can attack 7, 9, 3 and 1 as well.

and you don't think I'm a hero, gnarl gnarl

edited my post, attacked the hobgoblin

see your point, but I thought those were the rules. why can a fighter attack his opponent twice while riding and can I attack onlyonce from one position. But oh well

I move dioganally to the left, to find a better line of fire, while firing at the HOBGOBLIN [spellcaster] "Diactum, use your magic and find the goblin." 12 + 20 + 1 - 4 = 30 damage 8 + 6 = 16 13 + 20 + 1 - 4 = 31 damage 1 + 6 = 9 8 + 15 + 1 - 4 = 21 damage 3 + 6 = 11...

A word from the archer I listen to Deepwinter, take out the human. Easy target, why should I attack their fighters. We have two fighters as well plus a summoner , let them do their job and by the by, it seems logical for a ninth level hero that he knows that for every spell there is a counter...

I have a -4 penalty to hit when I use a range weapon once but always. or if that is incorrect then explain it to me. [What the hell do you mean man] I assume you mean that I have -4 to hit

On my horse in the square that I was in. I didn't move.

I assume that deepwinter has blessed my arrows, since he does that every day. Otherwise reduce my attack with three I yell to Tristan: "Cover me, so I can fire my bow. Deepwinter, arrange for some front line fighters." I draw back my bowstring and fire at the one with the least amount of...