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That would indeed be Michaelangelo from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, in one of the funnier scenes in the movie: Pizza Guy: Hey! This is a ten! The tab's 13! Mikey: You're two minutes late, dude! Pizza Guy: Ah, come on! I couldn't find the place! Mikey: Wise man say, forgiveness is divine, but...

And also, this first fight wrapped up way too quickly for my liking, especially considering this is supposed to be a Hong Kong action flick. I mean, come on -- only eight mooks for the whole fight?! Chow Yun-Fat's hitman blew away at least that many guys during the first shootout of The Killer...

One Eye narrows his good eye to let the paramedic know that he heard that little comment. "A lunatic and his men attacked this restaurant. He ordered those guys to leave no witnesses, and I was damned if I was going to let them follow through. It appears several of the customers in this store...

"Just remember that a lot can happen in six hours," One Eye says to Sun Jin. With that, he resumes carrying mooks to the car. As he loads the cuffed mooks into the backseat of his car, he keeps trying to puzzle out exactly what the hell Sun Jin was talking about. The only ghosts and sorcery...

One Eye goes back to cuffing the mooks. As he cuffs the last one and hauls him up, he notes the smashed window for the first time, and what remains of a table beyond it. Guess the whole thing got too weird for some people... Shaking his head in disbelief, he starts hauling the mooks to the car...

One Eye takes Dennis's hand and shakes it. "Detective Sammy Tsui, HKPD. Everybody at the station calls me One Eye, though. "Last time I saw Tsou, he attacked that lunatic on the table with a samurai sword, only to get himself shrunk by that bastard with the glowing hand. I don't know how the...

Okaaaaaay...would you mind explaining just what those two styles are?

One Eye puts his hand on the shoulder of the guy that just walked in and is rifling through the mook's pockets. "Leave him. I'll have you reimbursed for it at the station, since we can't exactly have Tsou give you your money back. By the way, where is the guy anyway?"

One Eye glares at the guy who just a second ago healed the guy from the bad ninja flick. "Unless you were that...thing....out of a f**king horror movie earlier, I don't see how you contributed at all to kicking ass on our side. And as for WHY you are in serious trouble, allow me to introduce...

I think the reason that the giant eagles only came after the One Ring was destroyed was that while the giant eagles could bail out Gandalf at Isengard, none of them would dare go into Mordor until Sauron's power was broken forever because that kind of stunt would be suicide. Who's to say that...

One Eye casts his good eye upon the floating guy again. "You are in SERIOUS trouble, as soon as I figure out just what the hell you are!"

Unless the guy with the glowing hand can open portals like his boss can, that's a bit of an impossibility, since the portal the mooks came from already closed once the bossman jumped through it (no doubt to prevent any of us from jumping in after him). Also, I'm thinking poor Tsou Tsung was a...

The little mental image of our favorite Drunk Southern Girl with Guns spouting off that line just brought a big grin to my face! :D Also, it looks like you've got a bit of double-postage going on, Pierce.

Then it looks like Sun Jin just bought himself one hell of an ass-chewing from One Eye -- he does not generally like seeing his quarry get away, especially if he plans on hurting any more innocent people. On top of it, One Eye can probably expect to get his ass chewed again by his boss for the...

Bwahahahahahaha! Man, Dennis is just one confused American tourist right now, isn't he? :D But seriously, I hope that Corlon doesn't throw any more weird stuff at us during this fight -- we've already seen the departure of Tatjana, who apparently just couldn't take all that weirdness, and now...

The Woo-style standoff between Spike and Vicious in Episode 5, with Vicious holding his sword on Spike instead of a pistol, is just classic: Vicious: You should see yourself. Do you realize what you look like right at this moment, Spike? Spike (with an evil grin on his face :D): What? Vicious...

Chris Pound's Generators are also good for names. My current character for Feng Shui (in Corlon's PbP campaign on this site) is One Eye Tsui, a maverick cop. Believe it or not, that one eye ties into his melodramatic hook, involving a brother in a major Triad gang. I was originally going to...

One Eye hits the floor hard. He looks up to see what looks like a guy floating right in midair. He rolls his good eye again. Now I've seen everything! He then sees the guy with the glowing hand (the bastard who shrunk poor Tsou Tsung) trying to make a getaway. "Not on my goddamn watch, you...

I got the 2e PHB and DMG some years ago, but I finally got my hands on the Monster Manual (they called it the Monstrous Manual back then) a week or so ago. It was an older printing than the PHB and DMG, but now I finally have all three corebooks for 2e. I like the ecology sections posted for...

I'd allow three shots at the least, as that's the amount of time it takes to make one regular gun or martial arts attack. Carnival of Carnage, of course, reduces this shot cost by one shot per schtick against the mooks, allowing up to three gun attacks on them.