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"There I was, with only Naddibumpeau (my trusty Hadozee guide) and my .2000 Double Express Dragon Rifle 'Old Boom-Boom', stalkin' the Great White Tarrasque across the Pomarj after it'd eaten the rest of my safari companions. Naddi kept shrieking fearful imprecations against all the Gods and...

I had to make one, using a half-ogre w/cutlass (I think) for the body (after adding a wheel-lock pistol to the other hand) and the head was that of a hippo mini that came in a Ral Partha blister pack of "jungle" animals. The only giff minis that I ever saw besides my mod was a set of 15mm Giff...

I'm partial to the Froghemoth , meself...

Klingons, baby. "Four thousand throats may be slit in one night by a running man." Andorians. Moks/Wookies. Kzin, Moties, Puppeteers, Caitians, Thunderians, Ewoks, Fuzzies, Thanagarians and any slimy gelatinous tentacled Lovecraftian Horror From the Outer Dark. The Space-Producers from...

Oh, no way. Almost the exact same thing happened in one of my games. DM (Me): Well, it appears to be some sort of mold, and it's yellowish. PC: I lick the yellow mold. Me: :eek:

"Hero"? What is this "Hero" of which you speak? Most of the characters IMC are "Adventurers" (aka greedy, plundering, grave-robbing bloodthirsty mercenary scum of the Earth).

Weird History as a backdrop; whether it's Ancient Astronauts, the coming of Lovecraftian Horrors from the Outer Dark, the Lost Continent that developed High Tech (a la Atlantis, Lemuria or Mu) or The Past of the Game-World is Our Present (as with Thundarr the Barbarian) or all of these thrown...

Nine; one for each alignment. Can't recall the names, though. [Edit: Wife found our old UA. The full list is Answerer, Back-talker, Concluder, Lastquip, Rebutter, Replier, Retorter, Scather and Squelcher.)

It is the greatest philosophical work on gaming, filled with wondrous musings, poetry and useful useful charts, great advice and full-on soul, baby. If you don't get it, you'll regret it, maybe not today, or tomorrow, but someday...and soon. Welcome to The Kindred of the Book, yo.

Dice Dice, Baby.

Lanefan wins the thread! :D

There are times when the PCs dance on the heads of your BBEGs and Mooks like there's no tomorrow. It happens.

Straight Greyhawk, Baby, uh-huh.

The word is "Shenanigans". ;) Fun thread. Trap is fair; it's practically the first law of dungeoneering: "For Hastur's sake, don't pull the lever!" Levers are there to seperate the wheat from the chaff. The monk in the OP, sadly, was chaff. My favorite lever-based trap involved a...

I'm pretty certain that many (oarticularly those who've only played 3.x) would think it unfair. Only a dumbass pulls the lever.

Elf. I, too, take isue with the way that elves have been portrayed in the various novels, particularly those friggin' Dragonlance books. Prior to them, I don't recall anything in the various texts that indicated that elves as a whole were arrogant dicks. Grey elves may have been arses and...

No. Elves do not have body hair. Also, female dwarves do not have beards. That's just a dirty slur against the Race of Durin.

I'd call 'em "Messed-up katars", but that's just me.

Trust my DM? That way lies madness...

Heresy! :D