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  1. Scarbonac

    The klaxons blared in the creeping fog of the neon demon night...

    Doris plucked another hand from the pile on the counter before her; it was slim and pale, having belonged to someone who'd never done a day's work in her short life. The best kind, for her purposes. She set it palm-down on the oaken cutting-board, splaying out the slender fingers just so...
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    Hardbounditis

    I like hardbacks, but prefer the old 1e style of plain black text on white paper with B&W illustrations. Frankly, I think that the 3.x hardback format, glossy paper with every square inch covered with color, is a damn waste and an excuse to charge more.
  3. Scarbonac

    The klaxons blared in the creeping fog of the neon demon night...

    Jerry paused in the midst of his daughter's entrails, blood and bile dripping incontinently from the corners of his puffy lips and mingling with the unspeakable crusts matted into his tangled rats'-nets of a beard. His head was cocked to one side, listening to the quavering voices of broken...
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    Races of... contrasting views

    Aarakocra, Baby.
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    Is Dragon Magazine even *Relevant* anymore?

    Once upon a time, if I missed a Dragon, I'd curse and scramble to find an alternate source. Nowadays, not so much. Back in tha day, when Dragon covered other games and systems, I freaking loved it; I'd happily convert a Top Secret module over to Gamma World, D&D or Champions ("KGB? OK...
  6. Scarbonac

    My first experience of anti-female gamers!

    Wimmen be all different from men, see.
  7. Scarbonac

    Whisky for my men, beer for my horses!

    Yow, I am a bloody idiot; here's one from Gordon Lightfoot -- the title says it all: Don Quixote Through the woodland, through the valley Comes a horseman wild and free Tilting at the windmills passing Who can the brave young horseman be He is wild but he is mellow He is strong but he is weak...
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    My first experience of anti-female gamers!

    Wow, it's amazing that you guys are able to post here from all the way back in the 50s. Particle Man: Wikkid story. Ya had me, too.
  9. Scarbonac

    Whisky for my men, beer for my horses!

    Here's a Moorcock-inspired song from BOC -- Black Blade: I have this feeling that my luck is none too good This sword here at my side don't act the way it should Keeps calling me its master, but I feel like its slave Hauling me faster and faster to an early, early grave And it howls, it howls...
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    Whisky for my men, beer for my horses!

    The eternal triangle -- A man, a woman and a roaming bard: Gypsy Davy (Trad., popularized by tyhe legendary Woody Guthrie) (It was late last night when the Lord came in...) It was late last night when the boss come home Asking 'bout his lady, The only answer that he got, "She's gone with...
  11. Scarbonac

    Whisky for my men, beer for my horses!

    Wikkid! Now, for my next offering, one from Jimmy Dean; a quintessential tale of heroism and sacrifice: Big Bad John Ev'ry mornin' at the mine you could see him arrive He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip And everybody knew ya...
  12. Scarbonac

    Whisky for my men, beer for my horses!

    I can't believe that this hasn't been posted (granted it's a poem, but it's nicely evocative). If I've missed it because I'm blind or stupid, forgive, forgive, I beg of you! The Highwayman by Alfred Noyes Part One I The wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees, The moon was a...
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    Whisky for my men, beer for my horses!

    There are few things that can compare to listening to the original Broadway cast recording of Man of La Mancha. Here's one I recall from times past: The Rising of the Moon And come tell me Sean O'Farrell tell me why you hurry so Husha buachaill hush and listen and his cheeks were all a glow...
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    Suggestions for unique magic items to hand out?

    Minotaur: A magic club (+3 - +5) that generates eartquakes, shatters buildings, busts up constructs and undead...but doesn't harm living things... Monk: A glowing green quarterstaff (+2 - +4) that shrinks down to be able to be hidden in a sleeve, can be hurled like a javelin, extends as a...
  15. Scarbonac

    Pathfinder 1E Paizo improved? probably a myth

    Poly Pride, represent! :cool: I only got Dungeon because of Poly; I may have gotten one issue beyond the end of Poly, but that'd be about it. Since the comic-shop where I got my Dragon went teats-up, it's been a catch-as-catch-can proposition getting that...and I kinda lost some interest in...
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    Whisky for my men, beer for my horses!

    "The Son of God goes forth to war, A kingly crown to gain; His blood red banner streams afar: Who follows in His train? A glorious band, the chosen few On whom the Spirit came; Twelve valiant saints, their hope they knew, And mocked the cross and flame. They met the tyrant’s brandished steel...
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    Whisky for my men, beer for my horses!

    Oh! Oh! Here's one I just remembered! My first DM used it as inspiration for an artifact (a potent spear or sword, I can't recall which). LIGHTNING'S HAND (Kansas) Can you see me, know my position how quick is your eye? I have no home, no reason to roam yet I travel the length of the sky I...
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    Bragging Rights!

    All Hail the One True King of Geekland! Hip hip HURRAH! Hip hip HURRAH! Hip hip HURRAH! Long may he wieild the Crown, Orb and Sceptre of Might!
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    I hate cat-people, dog-people, lion-people, etc

    He's the X-Men Evolution version of Nick Fury, former Howling Commando and Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. .
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