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    Your Favorite Fake Sci-Fi Profanity

    Freeee-OW! Space-cookies!
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    Review: Advanced Players Manual (Long)

    Hmmm, sounds interesting. I'll have to at least leaf through a copy.
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    Halflings -- should they die?

    That did it. Now I'm off to rinse my brain in bleach in hopes of washing that...image...away.
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    Flumphs?

    Oboy. That was awesome beyong the power of words to relate. All hail the Mightymighty Flumph!
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    Your Favorite Fake Sci-Fi Profanity

    "Demon-Dogs!" :D Well, SPLUH! Amy Wong (Not "Wang" -- tsk, such a dirty mind! ;) :] ) is the kewtest li'l ole Martian gal with a nasty talk-hole that there is! :D "Smegma", as has been noted, is the word you're thinkin' of; IIRC, the producers/writers of Red Dwarf came up with "smeg"...
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    Your Favorite Fake Sci-Fi Profanity

    I voted "Belgium", but only because "smeg" wasn't an option. "Smeg", "Smeg-head", Smegged-up", "Smegging" and "Smeg-for-brains" have all made their way into my IRL vocabulary. Still, "Frak", "Felgercarb", "Frell" and "Noi Jetat" are lots of fun, too. "Twist my soul in the Abyss! Get that...
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    D&D Cartoon's final Episode... your way.

    We can always hope... :D
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    NPCs - give me your actor references

    Off the top of my head: John Cleese as Basil Fawlty in the role of a manic, put-upon Bailiff Mel Gibson as The Randy Woodsman (from the "Tales of Ribaldry" skit on the SNL episode he hosted) in the role of a Captain of the Guard Helen Hunt in the role of a bisexual French mercenary Fighter...
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    D&D Cartoon's final Episode... your way.

    W3RD. Although...I'd like to see it expanded to a 5-part mini or a 90-minute TV movie by Michael.
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    Lighthearted character names?

    Your gung fu is strong and you are very wise.
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    Name your favorite D&D book

    Hmmm.... First thing that came to mind: 1e Unearthed Arcana But hot on its heels are: 1e DMG 1e Fiend Folio 2e Complete Elf 2e Complete Fighter Spelljammer Boxed Set
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    How do you deal with a bad DM?

    Poison in his Doritos and Fresca.
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    Are Your Games Rated G, PG, R, X, etc.?

    Unrated; full of sex of all flavors (with jimmies, nuts, hot fudge, whipped cream and a cherry on top), graphic violence, sweet innocent moments, Lovecraftian horror, high adventure, excessive drug use, steadfast heroism, betrayal, murder, gluttony, hope, faith and charity. All the good stuff.
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    What is the most despised race?

    I can honestly say that my hat of half-this/half-that/half-the other/Template/Template/Template/Template creatures knows no limit.
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    Fantasy and Science Fiction ~ What separates them from 'normal' literature?

    "Normal literature"? Is there any such thing? Jaws is different from Red Dragon is different from The Sacketts is different from A Generation Of Vipers is different from A Whale For The Killing is different from Shogun is different from Huckleberry Finn is different from Pride and Prejudice is...
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    Lucas Disowns The Holiday Special

    I'm pretty sure that the combined elements would cause his head to implode.
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    Greatest American DVDs...Belive It Or Not...

    Mmmmmm, Connie Sellecca...
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    Lucas Disowns The Holiday Special

    I got a copy of the Holiday Special on eBay a few years ago, and it is horrible. God, how I love it; Carrie Fisher looks stoned out of her gourd, Mark Hamill has on way too much mascara and Harrison Ford looks embarrassed as hell. Lucas should be forced to watch it, with his head clamped in...
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    Mind Flayers & related monsters

    (Shamelessly copied-and-pasted from other posts) Elder brains, brain golems, Grimlocks, Yuan Ti, Kuo Toa, Umber Hulk, neothelid, Dopplegangers, Beholder(kin), brain-collectors, aboleths, intellect devourers, githyanki & githzerai, Pseudonatural creatures, Chuul, ropers, half-illithid, neogi...
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    has anyone had LASIK done? (I did!)

    W3rd. Plus I'm extremely edgy about doing stuff to my eyeballs; I've never even been able to go the contacts route because of that. I'm also so used to seeing myself with glasses that I think that I look unnatural without them. Hell, when my best friend switched to contacts, I almost didn't...
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