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There was an ad by Wacom - y'know, for the tablet that artists use to make art - and the ad was AI generated. Way to piss off your audience. --- Look at the tail just sorta appearing out of the belly, and the fringe of the back not going up the spine. No real artist would screw up like that.

God, I loved Thurston's idea for dumb redneck salamanders.

Always a joy to see an update from you.

I'm far too pleased with myself over all the fey weirdness of this adventure.

I don't think it was ever the intention for Urim to hit Av. I don't know. Maybe the golden asteroids were the things at the edge of the Gyre that tore it apart?

The Ob ritual sends all the planets that are no longer being used (Mavisha, Avilona, Urim, Apet, Reida, and Nem) to the Gyre directly, but then because the Voice of Rot kept the system from having a sun, the whole system starts to get drawn toward the Gyre too. And then Av - whose orbit is...

I'm rereading the thread now, and so much of it delights me all over again. Like the fact that during Always on Time, the future king (who used to be the actor who played all the female roles) went undercover as the whiny teenage stepdaughter of another PC's cover identity. This might be the...

By the way, is this an oblique reference to the Woe Kitten, from the early-2000s Tales of the Blode?

It is now.

Thank you! Waking up to this cleared up my hangover. Great start to the year! Honestly? Have at it. Disappear him. It'll just make his inevitable return all the more triumphant. (See the Resurrection section in Adventures in ZEITGEIST.) I love this. I've maybe only had it happen a couple...

I dig it.

By the way, did you know that gelatinous cubes are also nature's suction cups? Try licking one and tossing it on the ceiling! And in adventure eight, we teach poodles (woolly mammoths) how to fly!

In D&D 3rd edition, one of the low level monsters you could summon was a celestial badger. In one of my games in 2001, an enemy wizard managed to cast multiple summon monster spells while invisible, leading to the party being swarmed by about a dozen celestial badgers. We found it rightly...

Ghost Rider is pretty solidly warlock-esque, yeah. I'll offer a different suggestion, one that definitely isn't really a warlock, but that has a lot of the trappings of being one: Darth Vader. He's a wielder of dark powers who serves the will of some distant master, and at some point he...

Thank you sir the Christmas present.

I had a game (in the D&D 3.5 era) where the party arrived among tons of war refugees at a wizard academy. The party wanted to get in good with the academy leadership to persuade them to join the war effort, so the party's enchanter PC, Diogenes, tried to win prestige by engaging in spell duels...

"Sorry, can we fix my makeup and do another take? We want this to look authentic." Or, more seriously, "A wasteland, a wonder, and someday may humanity make this a paradise."