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I'm thinking about the small publishers and product manufacturers who used to advertise via Dungeon and Dragon magazines. Now they've lost a hard-copy, print venue for their advertising. I don't know about you guys, but I don't click on online ads for s***. Don't trust 'em. I have a friend who...

D'oh! I knew it was I1something. It's two stories below me right now!

What was the gist of this editorial?

It's an I13. Thanks for the link!

Hi all, Picked up Egg of the Phoenix for dirt cheap (and in near-mint condition!) and I was wondering what impressions ENWorlders have had regarding this module? Is there an entry under the Quasqueton series?

*WHUMP!* Ah! Ah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... *splat*

I can see the headlines: "Renton, Kent, Auburn Bombed! Massive Cloud of Methaphetamine Smoke Blows South, Tacoma, Lakewood and Spanaway Rejoices, Stays Up for a Whole Week." Thank you! I'll be here all month!

WAIT A REDHOT MINUTE! WOTC's in Renton. We should include Kent and Auburn in the air raid as well, for good measure. The meth cloud could be seen for miles.

Now normally, if I heard anyone using "gish" in the context of this thread, I would kick the person in their nuts repeatedly until my legs got tired. On the other hand, I've never heard it used in the context this thread is using it for.

*takes a bow* :D

I chose "Other" for D&D players to create strawman arguments and clench their hands over.

I got them in the end. By convincing them I was a prince, I got a line of credit. Ha!

This. Is. Hong. We. Are. Talking. About.

"Bobo Adams Brewery Select: Made of the finest barley, hops, malt and the freshest flung poo for a rich, earthy, and unforgettable flavor."

"V-v-vastaranthrax has refused th-the sacrifice!" "Gods! WHY?" "He...he said..."BRING ME SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THE F*** THEY'RE DOING!" "We're doomed!!! He's angry at us!!!" "I...I...uh...nominated your wife." "WHAT?!?!" "Dude...everybody in the village knows."

Sell potions of Cure Minor Wounds as potions of Cure Moderate Wounds. Bastards!

I could use a collection of miscreants. Human, elven, half-orc, dwarven, halfling, gnome, and half-elven thugs, goons, stooges, cultists, n'er-do-wells, cutthroats, and general scum.

IM IN YR TREEZ CILLIN YR LEEMURS.

Hm. I've been reading through it, and it sounds like there's the potential to have a lot more going on than killing things just because they're there. There is something Not Right going in that valley.

What would Gwaihiir do if he got the ring? Tyranny from Above!!!1111ONE