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Looking over Ranti's shoulder, Bill mutters, "Good, good. Try blue cape and kilt. A rich, deep blue to help with the shadows, and just touches of red to go with my scabbard . . ." Seeing that perhaps he advises a bit too much, he backs off.Then he looks over at the man in tattered clothing and...

Berserker Bill sudenly looks back at Ranti as if he just heard him. "Horses? Well, it will depend on how far we have to travel. I will consult my maps and mission briefings. If they are required, I will try to get riding ponies for any who do not already have a steed." "And please: Sheriff...

Berserker Bill watches the dog enter with soulful eyes and raises his tankard to Rufus, but only smirks when the locals toast Berny. Once the dog is settled, Bill approaches it, produces a small biscuit, and lets the animal eat it out of his hand while with the other hand he scruffs its bald...

I had a good weekend, but as soon as today started things weren't good at all. (thought I had more money in the bank than I do so I had to scramble to find some cash!- :uhoh: -spent too much over the weekend on the girlfriend's birthday--oops! :heh: ) Otherwise, all well!

"Very well, Ranti, Elven Clothier and Warrior Master. The first bonds of friendship are so forged, and ours shall be a friendship replete with righteous violence and high adventure." And here, in a touching moment, Sheriff Berserker Bill, man of the northern kingdoms and result of 9 generations...

"*sigh* Again, fair Elf, no offense meant. Twas my understanding that Elf was a Faerie race, just as Water Weird is an Elemental race. I mean you no discredit and will not make this mistake again as it so insults you. Pray give me thine name, and it will be easier to discourse with you." "As...

Berserker Bill gives thoughtful nods to the dapper warrior's verbal meanderings while obviously fascinated by his graceful Elven eating technique. "Yes. I see where your ability to speak vastly does indeed lead eventually to goals and schemes of grandeur. However, I will not require any...

"Outstanding! He seems a grave and fearsome warrior--I recognize and honor his indebtedness to you. You must have great status and be a fair mistress in order to command such fellowship. I like Richard already, and respect you both greatly. And yes, all volunteers get stars as part of their...

oh. Sorry guys. I'm not changing any color on the regular text I'm typing. I assumed that if you typed in Stealth, it would change the texts color for the black background. Any ideas on how I can fix this? What the!? Yeah, I just went to default setting, all my text is invisible! What the...

Due to my weird work schedule (weekends=Sunday/Monday), and this Monday being a holiday, I will not be online and able to post again until Wednesday. Sorry! :\ Lazlow, I freely trust you to run Berserker Bill if anything important happens before my return. Thanks!

Without hesitation, Sheriff Berserker Bill answers, "Aye, gaunt stranger! I believe there WILL be death involved. But only as much as necessary, with just a little more for good measure. If all goes well, it will be the death of others--those not affiliated with our party, most likely those who...

The human with the badge claps Sunderkeg friendlily on the back as he moves past him and says loudly: "Thank you, wise and mighty Sunderkeg! I'm in town on an important mission. Sent by the Duke. I seek an item of power, which I must keep from falling into the wrong hands, but first I must find...

I think that with a character named Berserker Bill, I'm going to need to be in a fight before I'm really sure that he's made right. ;)

Sounds good to me, Lazlow.

Yay! My guy's talking in Teal! I don't know how, but he is. Now that my problem's fixed itself, I feel qualified to give Agrajag some advice: Make sure you click "Post Reply" not "Quick Reply". Type your message. Highlight what you want to be a different colored text. There should be an...

Once the fine elf tells my guy to take a bath, he looks down at himself and mutters, "it's road dust . . . I just got off the road . . . I can't have taken a bath before I come in to have a drink, or even get a room . . . you can't avoid road dust on a road . . . " He stands, drinks his grog in...

Well said, Khavren! (now get over to your own thread! wouldn't want you to know what our group is doing out of character! :) ) Don't be confused, Wystan. I'm just having some fun. No offense meant ;) Hey, I've been trying for a couple hours now to be able to use the buttons atop this...

There's a jingling and clomping outside the door of the bar and loud curses about horse leavings. After a few moments of this, the doors splay wide and an imposing figure with a chest like a Gnollish beer barrel and arms like dragon sausages steps in. He stops, one hand holding a door open, the...

Cause if you don't want us to do that, I've guess I've gotta dump those 200 feather tokens.

I know you've already got my guy. But I have a question that may be important. When you say items (or mules) under 100 gp are free, you're not including magic items in that, are you? Like scrolls and potions, many of which run under 100 gp. As in "Yeah, I've got 20 scrolls of magic missle...