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With a panther more than twice the size of Rhole clawing at his face, the gnome is unable to concentrate on playing his epic ballad. He twangs the strings of the Great Ultra-Intense Thundering Audio Ripper to send rippling sound at the feline beast, but they are far too weak to make any...

Sure. Any chance of another Sacred Flame to help keep the Song of Courage alive, taran? That would also allow Rhole to heal Haruka and slide her away from trouble.

“I see. So that would make you my personal bodyguard, then?” Woe smirks “I like the thought of that.” “Now that’s a woman by my head; I got exactly what you need.” Woe taps the divan’s wooden support underneath him and a small secret compartment opens up, which holds a short but stocky bottle...

Merry Christmas, guys!

Woe gives Mikara a sly wink when she corrects him on her marital status. “Hmmm, no pigtails and seems to be running low on fragrant oils, but I guess you’ll do.” “Don’t worry, doll, I’ll more than cover your loss. I got something similarly long and hard that you can handle, but it'll feel much...

Woe is struck by bafflement at the intruder’s arrival and casts a disapproving look at Fritz. Then he brightens up, clears his throat, and stares intently at the sky. “But what I really meant to say was: The last thing we need is a team of pigtailed brunette masseuses with fragrant oils and...

Cue “Like he said, Fritzie, but less ice and more ease, dig?” Woe points a good-humoured thumb at Atreus. “It’s nothin’ but Pal’s usual manic routine after another dramatic failure at anger management class for frenzied sociopaths. Big Dod was so flabbergasted that he tipped over in his...

Woe steps aside, letting their new patron enter and do his thing. “Alright, Merry Merith, this is your show now. Just allow me a moment to say "I quit!" to that fat bum’s face before you deprive him of his mind.”

It has actually been so long ago that I can't remember anymore, but I see Darwin sorted it out for you. :) Congrats on reaching level 5, by the way! (Seems like a mile away from the rest of us)

“Eh… Help!” whimpers Rhole, while scampering away from the panther. Sword 20’s turn: Derien can slide a square via Rhole’s Virtue of Cunning (thanks to Rhole’s new feat Sword 20 could also be slid into the square Derien left, but I’d rather not). Derien’s turn: Rhole fails to save vs dazed via...

Rhole strums away relentlessly, once more enrapturing the same eladrin swordsman to submit to the beat. With comical repetition, the bard lures his prey over the bridge so as to plunge face-first back into the river. Rhole surveys the field and misses more than a few notes upon sighting the...

Woe takes a creative shortcut – an idea that both will speed up the search and take care of his basic needs. All that rum has been building up in his system and is now more than ready for release. With no warning to his companions, Woe drops his pants and relieves himself up against the wall...

Sure, consider Rhole to have delayed until after any ally for whom it may be convenient, in case someone else also want to get some shots in at Sword 10 before he goes into the drink.

Rhole is knocked forcefully to the ground, though that only messes up his song momentarily. While refusing to cease playing, the gnome rolls onto his knees a little distance away and pitches the music in a crescendo that impacts one of the eladrins dramatically. “Obey the Beat!” The...

Could that potentially also be exploited by Rhole and Derien? Sounds like a priority for Ikni to handle (no Booming Blade, though).

Ow! From full to bloodied in one hit… Rhole tries to recall lore about these kinds of fey: Arcana 31, 14, and 33 (Swordsmen, blasting archer, and winged creature, respectively)

“Time for the Rad-Machine to pump into overdrive!” While Rhole’s words make no sense to you, the effect immediately becomes apparent, as soon as his fingers strike the goatee-strings of his instrument. A feverish amplified riff makes Ironheart, Haruka, and Derien nod their heads and all but...

Woe sighs and his shield hand twitches a few times in agonizing memory. “Leave that to me, deaders. I’ll get us inside and sate your urges to walk through filth, trash, and worse.” “Just don’t say I didn’t warn you, sternly and balefully.” The warrior points at them with the ominous look of...

I checked that Rhole can also be carried by Ikni without a problem; that could help us cover ground faster. Regardless, he'll delay until after the meatshields defenders - but before the baddies (I learned that mistake earlier, right Cov? :p)

“That would be the three of us.” Woe nods towards Karse. “Turns out it’s in your interest to have our names cleared. It’ll be much easier for you to pose as the apprentice that secretly puppeteers Doddoddod behind the scenes, if all of Daunton isn’t tuned to witch-hunt mode – especially since...