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“That’s a bloody mixed blessing, I guess. Them gods of the Shifting Seas never did do much for me - except the gloriously illustrated holy scriptures of Vena, ever since I got one rigged into a pin-up calender.” Woe offers a drink to Kathalia and Atreus, but if none of them are interested he...

“Give it up, Piggy, your futile boarish advances are getting boaring!” Once more, the bard’s shockingly bad puns sink in like teeth. From high above the high-pitched battle, Rock throws up the hand sign of the horns and suddenly disappears from view. Unbeknownst to everyone else, it glides...

“No problem. I guess it’s just pulling down our proverbial sombreros and kick back for a while, then.” Woe slides his pitcher over to Hacker and digs out another one for himself. Yes – Woe can actually slide a pitcher of ale across undergrowth and forest floors without tipping it over, a skill...

Woe whistles a merry tune and cracks his knuckles. “Right, lowdown time.” “There’s a cult of wankers called the Open Eye, surfing on the losing side of war on a rival cult - creatively known as the Closed Eye. The latter brand of these ocularly obsessed loonies tried to have us killed during...

A gut feeling not unlike his current surprising hunger for tasty meat, combined with all the clues pointing to the entrance more than convinces Woe. He quietly brings out his spear, just in case they should run into trouble a bit before they decide to start it themselves. “Nicely done, fellas,”...

Yeah, I kind of forgot about Tander's corpse for a while there. Woe did explicitly hide it, though, and his Stealth mod isn't too shabby. In that case, Woe will be "holding on to" Tander's 44 gp, ritual book, and sunrods - potential ressurections potentially cost money, after all! ;)

That's ok, just thought I'd ask. I suppose the motivation particularly comes from experiencing how deadly the game is. :p Conversely, its probably a good idea to stop for an extended rest, now that we found the hideout. Atreus is wounded and out of surges, he'd likely get killed if we got into...

Awesometastic! Would it be ok to get XP at this point, since it would level Woe up to 3? Pretty please? :)

No probs. Keep in mind L4W expands on the retraining rules to accommodate the pace and nature of play-by-post; you can retrain more features and can do a one-time overhaul as outlined in the charter:

Congrats on reaching level 2! :) Book Imps are sweet, I picked one for Rhole as well. Is there anything here that needs to be treated as a proposal, though? Offhand, it all appears to be by the book (charter) - you're just retraining a feat.

Rather than risk jinxing everything now, I'm just waiting for Kathalia to deliver the deathblow with her awesome Perception and Nature checks! Heh, I was actually thinking forensics with that heal check, but barbecue works too. :D

Naturally, the nat 20s rolled by Ken and I more than cancel out any consequences for the previous nat 1s, right? Right? :D

Woe dips into his extensive experience in treating injuries, scouring battlefields for corpses, and analyzing the wounds and trauma imparted on bodies - whether he caused them or not. He lingers a moment where Kathalia has stopped up and she sniffed bushes and thorns, examining these spots...

Rhole clears his throat dramatically. “Hey Miss Piggy, take your ham-pered saggy butt back to Oinkville Ham-let before you get ham-mered!” You sense that the boar somehow understands all these painfully bad puns, reeling back in pain with a squeal. The gnome strikes his hair-strings once more...

Rhole spins up a high-pitch solo with his instrument, swaying even the steadfast Ironheart to tap his roots to the music and quick-step around to block the boar off more directly. Free: Virtue of Cunning to slide Ironheart to F11. I was thinking that’s a superior position to intercept the boar...

Woe moves up to keep the group’s progression unhindered by any obstructions they come upon (natural or not), clearing paths and pushing through the wilderness where necessary. Athletics 16, Stealth 25

“Good thing you don’t wear boots, your Goatship!” echoes the gnome’s taunting voice from the greenery. “With rope-tying skills like the ones you just tried on me, you’d be tripping over your boot laces all day!” Out from the bushes steps the most outlandish-looking gnome you’ve ever seen. He...

Woe's jaw drops open in horror and he looks down at his groin with a shrinking sensation. From down below, Woezilla looks back in shock, shakes its head, and mumbles: “Aww, hell no!” Woezilla rolls a hide check (including -4 penalty for Large size): 9 Keeping ready to intercept any brawling...

Just thought I'd note that I'm here and want to move on. Atreus would probably want to respond first, though, so I'm just waiting for the drama to get resolved one way or another.

“Oh suuure, I’ll stay out of this, Your Goatiness. Yes sir. Mm-hm. Can do…” “Naturally, I can’t speak for Rock, though.” The little stone-creature in Rhole’s hair yelps “Rock!” and blows a raspberry at the satyr. During his speech, the bard has been fiddling with knots while turning and...