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  1. fnork de sporg

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    Keen 'n evil. YOINK! (yoink is the sound is the sound of something being stolen for my campaign.)
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    Razorclaw Rat

    Yeah, but most small animals are losers and wusses. I say leave them small. I remember onve there was this house in the neighborhood. The owners had moved out and while vacant it had attracted these insanely tough rats. Normal rat traps wouldn't kill them. They had to come with .22 rifles...
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    Longinius and the spear of destiny

    Well, if their interpretation of the Holy Grail as being code speak for Mary Magdalene's womb then I think it's pretty obvious what the Spear of Longinus stands for. Actually, that would be a pretty nifty nickname for a guy to give his.
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    Longinius and the spear of destiny

    In the issue of DC Secret Origins featuring featuring the JSA hitler gains the Spear of Destiny and uses it to summon unkillable valkerie warriors that assasinate the president, as well as make his super bomber planes fly incredibly fast so they could reach DC in minutes. In this post-crisis...
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    Centaur-kins

    What about a goblin/dire rat? Or a harpy-esque goblin/dire bat?
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    Filling a world! Help needed please.

    Could you tell us a little more about the world. Right now the question is far, far too opened ended for me to know what you're looking for. What do you mean by niche fillers?
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    Dementors

    Spoiler warning, anybody?
  8. fnork de sporg

    Aliens vs. Predators

    No problem!
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    Aliens vs. Predators

    >Which information? All the gaming stuff on talien's site is under freebies, if that's what you mean.
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    Magic item help requested

    Didn't crucible of freya also feature a talking lawful-aligned intelligent magiv sword? Perhaps he could make an appearance.
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    Phantom Fungus

    Not too mention how sonics cut right through an outsider's resistances. They would great foe hunting lower-powered fiends and celestials.
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    Phantom Fungus

    I have an evil humanoid/monstrous humanoid army with units of Yrthaks, though the party hasn't actually fought them yet. But I think they're neat. Almost any wacky stupid monster can be made less so by attaching them to a pre-existing species or culture. Like all those wacky breeds of dogs...
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    Ever play DND on a plane?

    Could you, would you on a train? In the rain? With swedes and danes?
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    Centaur-kins

    Effin' YOINK!
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    Complete Arcane

    Complete Stealth. I really can't see it being any other word. Except maybe Scoundrel but I can't see WotC giving such a cool name when the other three are so generic sounding and completely uncool. Arcane might sound cool but only if you didn't know what it meant as a game term. But other...
  16. fnork de sporg

    A new Cow thread...

    With that Moo it's a goldarn village clearing machine! Low level people watch out!
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    Centaur-kins

    Titan/Tarrasque
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    Ever play DND on a plane?

    I've never personally done this but I have thought about it and it is a worthwhile idea. Car, train, and bus trips are all also ptoential playing areas. Minis are, of course, right out so you'll need to get used playing without them if you're not already. Dice area nother big issue. I was...
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    The NEW RAT BASTARD DM Boards are OPEN!

    I vote we refer to them as RBDMC Black and Wite and RBDMC Wulfpak, respectively.
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    A Paladin in Hell

    It's a pretty good way to corrupt someone that's so unsufferably good and pure, I suppose.
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