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Why are hit points generated randomly? Because the Wizards of the Coast so doth decree it be so in their game.

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Fatal - Wraithulhu - Spawn of Fashan - LARP: Ickiness the Ultimate Perversion LARP.

Ship's Computer infected by the Humor Virus HV-6.9: My wife was screaming "Blue screen of death! Blue screen of death!", so I rebooted her. Turned out to have been just a nightmare. And speaking of nightmares, didja see that now MicroSoft Robot OS? It was so bad I sent it to my mother...

Nope. I have one. Yup. 1) It ended with a total party kill and a benificial situation for the sender. 2) It ended with the dwarf becoming king. Twice. Ahem.

Because the Wizards of the Coast hath so declared.

Um, no. A friend of mine's cousin, just takes a fire making tool, a machete, a canteen, and a rifle in the woods of Georgia and disappears for months. He calls it a vacation. Yeah, he explores new places and travels a lot he can be found in Texas to Georgia to Maine. Then again, he is one of...

I agree. I use guild mages and churches as a source of dealers for a small but random pick. You know used magic items. Same here. No clue what Thunderfoot's talking about. Must be a prestige class I haven't heard of. That's what I did, and recruited other people to enchant as well. Or to...

Half true, because in an African jungle, they die like flies because of a fly, specifically the disease called Nagana that the Tsetse fly carries. If Nagana is in any jungle or a Nagana type disease the mules, camels, and horses will die like flies. Mules + jungles = dead in days? Yup. In...

They see a friendly huge army moving along, first the enormous cloud, supported with dragons, etc... They wave hi. They ask the PC's about X and Y and tell them if they run into it they will need an army with dragons to beat. Oh and I don't think I'm coming back, can you take this letter to...

What? No mending cantrip? At low levels, yes, at level 8+, no. Not my group. 1) Mage of the Arcane Order, Also called a "guildmage" it's a prestige class. These mages belong to a mage guild. 2) Red Wizards are wizards that run a country. It's another prestige class by the way. 3)...

So, are you saying nobody makes magic items? People make magic items for themselves to adventure, then the die. Does the magic items in your campaign go poof? Clearly not. And if the PC's can sell magic items, then there is a market for them, which means you can buy magic items? Or is your...

Now that is original and brilliant.

The first commandment of wizards is know thy spells. That is the core of what a wizard is. Knowing your spells is the difference between victory or you being a rotting corpse. Think very, very hard before sacrificing a wizard level. You need every spell you have and you never have too much...

Nah, I play druids. What? Your PC's don't use magic to make food? Your PC's don't hunt? Then how do magic guilds make money? What do PC's do with magic items? If the PC's can sell magic items, they buy magic items. They can also make magic items. Yup. Time is important when you are an...

My take? "Legends" ...and run the campaign from 1st to epic levels.

I'm just wrapping up a TFT campaign. It was fun. If you want to catch this campaign tail end and in Hawaii, email me at wokuma@lava.net.

Fatal - wraithulhu: Ickiness the Perversion.

Ah, well, how about posting your plots and villain ideas? Neat. Back to the topic... Demon City Shinjuku-Tank Police- Car Wars System: BESM A gate of hell opened in Shinjuku Japan (where else?) so they sent in a hastily recruited force of tank police. Led by Juanita the mad Mex an ex-BLUD...

As a quantum 7 denizen, I feel it is my duty to tell you that there are infinite realities, therefore, favoring one reality over another makes you a realitist and will limit your consciousness. You should expand your consciousness. One reality is for wimps.