Fact 1: I played a 1e halfing thief with these stats. 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 (rolled up) and in trying to kill the character off, I subdued an ancient red dragon single handedly.
Fact 2: I once played D&D with Gary Gygax.
Fact 3: I have played about 75 characters in 31+ years of playing and...