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Hey, interpretive dance is great! The ability to communicate nothing at all, while looking really interesting in the process, is one that everyone can use.

Ouch. Internal body clocks are really, really painful. Sleep should come when I want, darnit, not when my body says so. Mind over matter, that's it. Mind over matter.

That assumes that I'd die. :D I like the low blow you slipped in there, it's good to see you've still got some livelyness. Now, I hate to be pot calling kettle black, but... ;)

Too bad that they didn't give it a BAB, that would make playing one much easier. If we assume that those rapiers are being finessed (i would hope so), that +11 attack bonus gives a BAB +4. Question: How would enchanting those rapiers work? They're statted like natural weapons, but are physical...

Do grey ioun stones still exist in 3.5? They're not in the DMG, as far as I can tell.

Well, we could cut his head open, and compare.

Hmmm... I'll have to remember that. I certainly wouldn't mind lying down on one ;)

You sir, are Evil

Mmmm... Battletech. The mech customization options alone made that game worth playing.

Yep. Mithril chain shirts can get rid of the armor check penalty, but if you wear armor, you're going to have a maximum dexterity bonus. Bracers of armor are a good investment, or if that slot is filled, and you have a level of an arcane spellcasting class, pick up some robes of the magi. There...

How would these chefs season it? Are there enough mushrooms readily available, and what about the cheese supplies? Also, getting a frying pan of such epic proportion would be a task indeed.

Yeah, but think of the size of the EGGS! The ultimate omelet would become a reality.

Not much. We've debated plastic, scythes, and the merits of pimping. That's about it.

Yeah, he gets his inheritance early, and has an opportunity to move up in life (adventurers are fairly rich).

Well, at least you didn't try to pimp his parents.

Ask, and ye shall recieve. Properly edited now, it's Grade A material.

I'll keep it for a few days, then lose it.

I don't know if I should keep it or not. It's got shock value, but the jury is still out on its deeper content.

I'm reminded of some wonderful lyrics: Yo mama a quarter piece, she far from a dime -Chingy, in Right Thurr

Mmmmm... sigalicious.