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Bards get way more awesome when you're built like a rugby player and take Perform (haka). NZ Maori haka v Ireland A - YouTube -blarg

I love this thread so much. -blarg

Squeeeeeeee!

If he has reasonable Charisma: Lesser Spirit Totem If crappy Charisma: Lesser Fiend Totem

Apparently obdurium is a required component for a threadlich's phylactery.

Here are some thoughts for a character based on what you've told us so far: - pure bard levels with the arcane duelist archetype - ability priority: Str > Cha > Con > Dex > Int > Wis, with stat bumps to Str - main equipment: full plate, heavy shield +5, and an arcane bonded melee weapon with...

What do you want to do in combat? (pick one or two) - ranged attacks - melee attacks - cast directly offensive spells (or similar) - cast debuff spells - cast buff spells - cast restorative spells Nail that down, and it'll be easier to figure out a class. -blarg

That Guy: he has a rod of wonder.

The Cross-dresser: he likes to wear full plate. With boobs on it. Oh yeah, he's a sorcerer.

The Referee: he's delusional and thinks he's the linesman for a reality show about a bloodsport arena. Constantly calling timeouts in the middle of a fight for various infractions.

The Mexican Wrestler: wears a mask, grapples *everything*. Oh yeah, he's an expert with max ranks in Profession (wrestler) and Strength 8. The Chicken Herder: he has a herd of 10 chickens that he takes with him everywhere. They're all named, and he loves them dearly. Oh yeah, he's an indigo...

Wow, that's a very small list. If I even had a single one of those, I'd help you out.

Our DM lets us set our own quests. Currently, my bard has one quest to find his sister, and one to find the crazy looking dude who was seen when she disappeared. Another character's quest is to acquire a single finger from 50 defilers he kills himself. We also have some group quests, such as...

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"That giant can's attack bonus is too high! Cleric, doom the Dew!"

Further thoughts: if you're going elf, think about using a longbow. High Dex goes nicely with light armor for speed, as well as ranged weaponry. Ranged weapons also go nicely with Up The Walls. :)

Fast cleric, you say? Feat #1: Wild Talent - Pathfinder_OGC Feat #2: Speed of Thought [Psionic] - Pathfinder_OGC (Optional Feat #3 because I love it: Up the Walls [Psionic] - Pathfinder_OGC)

Right now I'm incredibly happy that I read no speculation threads. I just had my mind properly blown. Hats off, Rich. Scratch that: hats blown to freaking smithereens as well. -blarg

306) Rimshot. Says "Ba-dum-psshh!" whenever someone makes a joke, regardless of how good it is.

I agree with Tinner. Also, they need a natural hoof attack.