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I would advise strongly against troll tartare. Well done is the only way. Tenderize in pineapple before charring wash it down with a strong red wine. Grain fed and killed by fire then dry aged troll. It’s the wagyu of the monster world.

Sounds like magic discovered on a dare. Just like eating oysters.

Kevin Bacon I win

Xanathar’s Giude to the Care and Feeding of Your Minions. Xanathar’s Guide to Collateral Damage My Big Dumb Eye Nothing to See Here Damn My Eyes

Egg of Coot Big MacBeth Toblerone

What We’ve Got Here is Failure to Disinigrate.

That sounds like my PC’s. FWIW I am a player in OotA I was allowed to be a lizard man. I see it as inevitable that I will eat a sentient creature sometime. Eat or be eaten.

Remember “When we DM, we are monsters.”

I am under no obligation. I did not kill him. If he was under the charge of a ship’s captain it might be different. I don’t know. Maritime law in a magical setting is not my forte.

DM’s guild also has the watermarked pdfs for about $9 US each. I should say that was for AD&D stuff. Which is the best stuff IMO.

Are you worried about prosecution?

Xanathars Guide to Unarmed Combat

An Eraser Golem

Giants. I just don’t like the art. Mechanics could be spiced up but they get the job done. I especially despise the firbolgs in 5e they departed from a much better look. Kinda like Geralt in Witcher 3 when you have the cool looking armor and to stay relevant you have to wear a gambeson that...

Thanks, I will check these out.

Never Tell Me The Odds: Xanathar’s Guide to Amusing Last Words.

It’s not at all the point. Making a moral judgement that gatekeeping is bad is ludicrous. Unless you institute the new definition which is really just a euphemism for some discrimination. Then using actual gatekeeping to exclude those who have sinned by gatekeeping in the sinful way. (Which...

Agreed! It’s a a shame we are so down on ourselves.

I disagree. Captain has the same sort of baggage as the word butler. If I meet someone claiming to be a (or introduced as) captain I wonder “captain of what?” Unless I make a guess based on garments. One version of captain (that occurred to me because of a documentary I watched yesterday) is a...

No, It is present without “gatekeepers” nonetheless.