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You may, of course, proceed to kiss my shiny metal ass. If I was trying to keep your interest, incognito, I would have made all of the NPCs 5-year old boys looking for a spanking. That being said, I may flesh out the end at some point. But I have to be honest -- after you've killed storm...

Shinobi here. Now sit back on that tremendous chunk of flesh you call an ass and listen to my story. Not that it’s much of a story so far. The time I beat Thor in a pissing contest – now THAT was a story. That boy could drink! Or that night I spent with those succubi . . . damn. I mean, damn...

I have not, but a player in my campaign does. She's playing a Dark Creeper -- a houseruled version of the old Fiend Folio race. Normally, Creepers don't know Undercommon . . . we made it such that she knows it, but barely. Specifically, she speaks Undercommon as though it were Dark Creeper . . ...

You forgot the +4 to grapple, disarm, and sunder attemps. Not entirely trivial.

But . . . but . . . it says on p.13 that you are supposed to use the race/creature's highest ability scores! Are you suggesting that we don't follow the RULES??! And kobolds don't have abysmal attributes. They have a -4 to one ability -- Strength -- and that's it for penalties. They get +2 to...

First of all, what rules are you talking about? Are you saying that this retarded Acid Test is Official and thus cannot be questioned? And if you really think that it's the only level for which a half-ogre beats a half-orc, you're a dolt. Do half-ogre Fighter6 vs half-orc Fighter7. Do ANY...

So you should only do it at the first level available? That's profoundly stupid. If you did, drow would NEVER get a level adjustment of +2. NEVER. It's even more profoundly stupid when you consider how fast level advancement is at low levels -- in my experience it's at least once every other...

And frankly, if you really used the dumbass "only look at the first level" Acid Test . . . well, no one would EVER play a drow, would they? Compare a 1st level drow cleric with a 3rd level elf cleric. Or a 1st level drow wizard with a 3rd level elf wizard. Or on, down the line. What kind of...

Why in the hell is it irrelevant? Just because the "acid test" in Savage Species (a book I am regretting purchasing more and more) only uses the very first level as a comparison doesn't mean that the other levels shouldn't be considered. Duh.

You know, I really like that line :). Unfortunately, there's no room for it in my .sig!

I have to say, I agree with Tom. Not on everything -- well, rereading his first post, not on most things -- for instance, I absolutely disagree that 3E stifles creativity (check out my story hour!). I also don't think that 3E and rules-lawyering munchkinism go hand-in-hand . . . But I do think...

Hah! Yeah, I don't know how it escaped back to D&D Rules. Bizarre. Maybe when I changed the heading . . . ? Anyway, it's true that you can specialize a sorcerer as a player by just limiting yourself to a main school. The thing is that it's tough to do that without cutting way back on your...

Let the trolling for responses begin . . . *BUMP*

If they're supposed to be balanced with a PC of the same level, um, I guess they should have the same amount of equipment a 24th level Epic PC does. No? I don't have the ELH at hand, but it's around 1.5mil, I think.

I am, of course, in total agreement with you re the power of the ogre's reach, but I hope you're not arguing that he has effectively 25' reach if he uses a huge glaive. He's normally got 10' reach. With a Huge Spiked Chain/Glaive, his reach would either be 15' or 20' (you could make arguments...

Re: No, no, the best line was So bitter, so bitter. You freed Flenz from mental slavery, and -- well, I don't want to say more or else Morrow's going to get mad at me for spoiling his Story Hour :). Suffices to say it was, on the whole, a pretty good session for the Figuring Stuff Out. I...

I can see that. I think it's a quite strong +1 ECL, but not necessarily broken.

Best quote of the night . . . "I don't like any plan that requires me to make multiple saving throws." -- Thar Oh yeah.

No, but the MM says that ogres weight between 300 and 350lbs, so I figure that half-ogres shouldn't weigh any more than that, even when they're buff.

Um, in my scenario (where they kill each other in 5 rounds), they both have $$ left to spend. The half-ogre can afford the equipment easily. Not to mention the fact that I started the battle with them taking full-round attacks (Doofus would have to close and thus possibly suffer an AoO, or...