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    Six-word stories

    "I grant nine wishes, not three......"
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    Six-word stories

    What happened next was truly astonishing........
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    Six-word stories

    Richard Nixon was actually a marsupial.
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    Movies based on the Cthulhu mythos?

    Dagon is both frightening & disturbing without relying on any of the current "we'll shock the audience by speeding up some scenes & having things come straight at the camera very quickly" horror movie trends. It's very atmospheric and even radiates evil. I'm serious! It's the type of film I'd...
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    Ahhhhhh, stop typing that!

    I hate "my bad", in both typed & verbal contexts.
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    Ugh, I hate monty haulism.

    When you say "soldier", do you mean "fighter"?
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    Demonomicon in Dragon #359

    It'd be nice if attention was finally given to Graphisto, Lord of Pants.
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    Favourite Names for Weapons

    A lance named "Goat". A goat named "Lance".
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    The "Rabid Wolverine" found dead

    Two things: 1) It seems as though EVERYBODY (the media & all on these boards) are under the impression Benoit killed his wife & child and then killed himself. Did anyone ever consider the possibility that maybe his wife went insane, killed their child, killed herself, and then Benoit couldn't...
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    I Have A Copy of Monster Manual 5.

    Still no love for the Flumph? Well, hopefully they'll include it in MM6......
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    What is your favorite Title?

    X the epithetical
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    I Have A Copy of Monster Manual 5.

    Do these monsters touch children in places their bathing-suits cover?
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    Stan Lee's Harpies..

    True! I watched this and thought "Geez, I stopped pursuing acting because.....?"
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    Stan Lee's Harpies..

    Of all the "made for Sci-Fi Channel" movies I've seen, this one was the WORST EVAR!!! If I were Stan Lee, I'd seriously be ashamed that my name was on that POS. It's almost as if the casting directors went out of their way to find actors actually LESS capable than Steven Baldwin. And they...
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    What, no thread for the 2007 NHL draft?

    LoL! Good choice! I've actually belonged to the Hockey's Future boards about a year longer than these boards. Currently, LA Kings online fandom are split down the middle in their debate over whether or not the 4th overall pick will be any good. Peeps are pissed!
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    What, no thread for the 2007 NHL draft?

    It's probably for the best, as my team (the Kings) got hosed early.
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    Stargate SG-1 Series Finale

    **spoilers** Two things...... 1) So, they started the battle with shields at full integrity, but had to freeze time 'cuz their shields were widdled away to less than 23% & the next Ori hit would destroy them? What, they couldn't have fixed the shields with those 50 years? Even taken apart a...
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    Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer (spoilers)

    Am I alone in my belief that Gary Sinese (sp?) would have made a much more believable Reed Richards?
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    Brick Golem

    So basically, "The Transformers"? But Golem style? LoL! I think it's genius!
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