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Also, if you get sideswiped, or make a very dangerous turn, your chances are much lower.

A wise man once said, "Keep your stick on the ice." Actually, he says that at the end of every episode.

I'm assuming that these are US$/gallon. Here, I've seen it hovering around $1/L (+/- $.05/L).

Reminds me of the computers in my old High School library (which was under two years ago).

Nope, just Saturday.

Plus, people love the letter 'x'. I suspect it's because most people think "Extreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme!" when they see it. I SHOULD say, "X-treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme!"

Just replace "boards" with "planks" and put "Yarr..." in front of every paragraph, and you're set. Oh, and "me" instead of "my."

I thought religion wasn't allowed on these forums. :p

I do the same thing when I go to the bathroom. Oddly enough, that's where most of my inspiration strikes me.

Then again, you have to decide which is the lesser of two evils.

This is why the grandma-alarm should go off if there is a question mark after it.

My vote goes also to Christopher Walken, though I do find this to be relevant to the category:

I'm just curious, as I've seen a number of times here, that people don't use the '@' and '.' when posting their e-mail addresses. I always write mine as myself@domainname.com, but I'll see people write it instead: myself (at) domainname (dot) com, or some variation of that. What is the difference?

Bard. ...right?

Also one on "The Daily Show" with Rob Corddry going to a book store, impersonating J.K. Rowling a few times: Rob: Yes, I'm J.K. Rowe-ling. I'd like to autograph some copies of my book. Clerk: Ummm... it's J.K. Rowling, and she's a woman. and later: Rob (dressed up as a woman, with a falsetto...

I think his point wasn't that, but more on the idea that if they didn't complain so much, they'd have some more credibility to their arguments. If you had ONE witness in a crime (assuming you are prosecuting), who would you rather have it: the crazy man who doesn't say anthing incoherent, or...

I haven't read this entire thread, so I apologize in advance if this theory has been placed, but: My theory on Dumbledore's death is that it was an Obi-Wan Kenobi death, in which he sacrificed himself so that the Order of the Phoenix can have knowledge on Voldemort. Dumbledore knew that he...

Same here, though, without the "Magnificent Seven" reference. For me, I knew that Darth Vader was Luke's before I even saw any of the movies (my first of which was "The Phantom Menace").

He wasn't effeminate. Just weird. And he WAS fired, but everyone lobbied for him to come back. Anyway, I was referring to Barry Zuckerkorn's secretary in a few episodes of "Arrested Development," who had successfully sued Barry for being called... well, I'm not sure that these types of remarks...

This might go better under the 'Computers, Software and D&D Utilities' forum. Then again, I'm not a mod.