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  1. UselessTriviaMan

    CERAMIC DM March 2012

    Congrats to both PC and Rodrigo! Well fought, well played, and well-crafted, gentlemen. I can't wait to see what's in store for the finale...
  2. UselessTriviaMan

    Total Blackout

    So yeah, I've now got a new guilty-pleasure addition to my Favorite TV Shows list. Anybody else catch the first episodes? This thing is HILARIOUS!
  3. UselessTriviaMan

    What's your favorite trap?

    Pretty much anything Grimtooth gave us...
  4. UselessTriviaMan

    List of RPG Webcomics

    I'll give a +1 for d20monkey. That stuff is good. Other good not-yet-mentioned gaming comics: Rusty and Company - A rust monster, a gelatinous cube, and a mimic decide to become adventurers. VERY well written, especially some of the punchlines. And somewhere in their archive is the Single Best...
  5. UselessTriviaMan

    CERAMIC DM March 2012

    Congratulations, PC! Thank you all for letting me stretch my writing muscles again. It was a lotta fun, and I'm honored by the praise and the critiques received. I'm phenomenally impressed by the writing talents around here, and I'd be more than happy to give it another shot somewhere down the...
  6. UselessTriviaMan

    CERAMIC DM March 2012

    Utterly awesome. Is it bad that I'd kinda hoped a tie might happen?? And just for Hellefire, once he's safely landed and settled in and stuff: Shaving Cream!
  7. UselessTriviaMan

    CERAMIC DM March 2012

    No offense intended, PC. ;) I just had to laugh, 'cuz my warped mind kept jumping to Guccione's rag every time I read "three-way." "Dear... apartment-on-the-top-floor, I never thought this would happen to me..."
  8. UselessTriviaMan

    Does Conan speak with an irish accent?

    ?? Everybody knows Conan speaks with an Austrian accent.
  9. UselessTriviaMan

    CERAMIC DM March 2012

    I know I'm kinda new around here... but I don't know if I'm up for a 3-way with you two guys. No offense. And not that there's anything wrong with it. I'm just more into pitas than sausages, you know? ;)
  10. UselessTriviaMan

    CERAMIC DM March 2012

    ...In a tree? ...In a tree?
  11. UselessTriviaMan

    Examples when you cheated, and why.

    I KNOW, right?? :lol: I actually still have that wizard tucked away someplace in my old PC folder. Level 36, multiple 1st-Ed artifacts, massively impregnable home tower/fortress... Well, you get the idea.
  12. UselessTriviaMan

    Examples when you cheated, and why.

    Behind the DM screen, I've fudged die rolls more times than I can possibly count. For years I used to think it was because I didn't want to be a dick, but I finally came to understand that killing off PCs doesn't make a DM/GM a bad guy, it just makes things more fair. Nowadays I'll only rarely...
  13. UselessTriviaMan

    4/21~22: Xenocon, with GoH Frank Mentzer!

    Aaaaaaand due to circumstances entirely outside the control of anyone directly involved with XenoCon, there now won't be any Pathfinder Society games at the convention. Very disappointing.
  14. UselessTriviaMan

    "Return to" a homebrewed adventure!

    I can't say that I've recycled any dungeons as a GM, though I did get to participate as a player in a near-TPK-inducing rerun in a legendary homebrew site. I do, however, like to recycle old dungeon maps. One of my all-time favorites was the Xak Tsaroth cavern ruin from Dragonlance DL1, and I...
  15. UselessTriviaMan

    Best Fantasy Webcomics

    I'm very surprised that no one has mentioned Goblins yet. One of, if not THE best fantasy webcomic out there right now.
  16. UselessTriviaMan

    CERAMIC DM March 2012

    Thanks for the critique (and the nod)! I finished writing this somewhere around 2:30AM, which I blame for both the grammatical goofs and the hurried, jerky ending. ;) I actually used the white lily bouquets shown in the church scene as our saguaro lilies - Shianna's flowers on Gregan's "crown"...
  17. UselessTriviaMan

    CERAMIC DM March 2012

    Three men enter, one man leaves... WHO RUNS WRITERTOWN?? :D
  18. UselessTriviaMan

    CERAMIC DM March 2012

    Royal Pains Royal Pains 4,047 words This stupid royal wedding was going to be the death of one extremely overworked court wizard. Vashka made a valiant – but vain – attempt to hold her robes up above her knees as she waded through the swamp’s foul muck and mire, thankful that none of the...
  19. UselessTriviaMan

    CERAMIC DM March 2012

    Holy CRAP! What the heck have I gotten myself into?!
  20. UselessTriviaMan

    CERAMIC DM March 2012

    Aye, I'm in. Though Tuesday is my wedding anniversary, so I'd best be getting my story cranked out before then. ;)
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