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  1. the Jester

    D&D General The Jester's Perfect D&D

    Here is the fighter. I suspect I'm done for the day- I'll try to post the rogue and wizard tomorrow, with the rogue being the class that seems to need the most work from the little bit of playtesting we've done with these rules. FIGHTER 1d10 HD, Starting Features: Gain proficiency...
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    D&D General The Jester's Perfect D&D

    Okay, on to the classes. First of all- there are only the basic four- cleric, fighter, rogue, and wizard. Other classes are emulated with feats; there is, for example, a Druid feat. Also, there are only ten levels (inspired by E6), with further advancement happening via feats only. Note that...
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    D&D General The Jester's Perfect D&D

    I just realized that there is a reference to "advancement points" above. So- What are advancement points? When you finish a level (i.e., when you level up), you choose one ability score to advance, roll a die based on the level you just finished, and note those points next to the score. Once...
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    D&D General The Jester's Perfect D&D

    CHARACTER ADVANCEMENT Level --- Features 1 --- Starting features, class features,race features 2 --- Class features, feat 3 --- Class features 4 --- Class features, feat 5 --- Class features, race features 6 --- Class features, feat 7 --- Class features 8 --- Class features, feat 9 --- Class...
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    D&D General The Jester's Perfect D&D

    Some checks are made on 4d6 or 5d6 (or 2d6), and some have DCs. Ah, but my perfect D&D uses ability damage- all of the problems with which are removed by removing ability bonuses. You'll see some static bonuses like that when I post the classes (and feats).
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    D&D General The Jester's Perfect D&D

    And saves! And there are a lot of bespoke elements that are tied to stats. You'll see more as I post more of the stuff for (f'rex) classes and gear. I have neither read nor played Shadowdark, but if there are similarities to my D&D, perhaps I should check it out!
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    D&D General The Jester's Perfect D&D

    Here are a few miscellaneous rules. INITIATIVE Roll 1d6 + Dex score. Attacks against a creature that hasn't taken its first turn yet get a 1d6 bonus die. A creature is surprised if it is unaware of at least one combatant when initiative is rolled. A surprised creature can't do...
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    D&D General The Jester's Perfect D&D

    So, what can you do on your turn? You can: Take an action. Move your speed. There are no bonus actions or free interacts. However, there are things you can do by spending some of your movement. For example: Draw a weapon: 5', or 10' if the weapon requires two hands. Drop a weapon: 5'. Open a...
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    D&D General The Jester's Perfect D&D

    Now then, as to how the game works on the most basic level- there are three basic types of "Did I succeed?" rolls, known in the 2024 rule set as D20 tests. These are: Attacks. Roll 1d20, add any applicable bonuses. Higher is better. Saves. Roll 1d20. You are trying to roll equal to or below...
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    D&D General The Jester's Perfect D&D

    I'm sure many of us have spent time working on our own perfect version of D&D- perfect, in this case, being perfect for the person doing the thinking. I know that I have done so for, well, decades now, with my design evolving alongside the published versions of the game and my own sensibilities...
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    D&D General “‘Scantily Clad and Well Proportioned’: Sexism and Gender Stereotyping in the Gaming Worlds of TSR and Dungeons & Dragons.”

    I was there, too, in a highly conservative area where my teachers brought me the infamous "D&D teaches assassination, poisoning, witchcraft!!!" flyer to talk about it with me. And I'm not dismissing the 'lesser evils' here- I am saying that they are just that: Lesser. The difference between...
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    D&D General “‘Scantily Clad and Well Proportioned’: Sexism and Gender Stereotyping in the Gaming Worlds of TSR and Dungeons & Dragons.”

    Those kinds of attempts at censorship both pre- and post-date the Satanic Panic. Look at the moral panic around comic books, for instance- well before the Satanic Panic came along. The SP was much worse (and was far more specific) than that; it ruined lives and put people in prison for things...
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    D&D General “‘Scantily Clad and Well Proportioned’: Sexism and Gender Stereotyping in the Gaming Worlds of TSR and Dungeons & Dragons.”

    Is anyone doing that? I have seen a lot of "Enjoy what you like", but not a lot of "you're not allowed to enjoy that". I love a lot of cheesecakey, even sleazy, art. I miss the naked she-monsters from 1e. But even as I love and miss it, I can ALSO see how it can alienate women and perpetuate...
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    D&D General “‘Scantily Clad and Well Proportioned’: Sexism and Gender Stereotyping in the Gaming Worlds of TSR and Dungeons & Dragons.”

    You compared the reaction to it as too sexy to the Satanic Panic. There is a vast gulf between the two. If you really can't see how ruined lives and prison sentences are different from people speaking out against sexism, I'm not sure what to say.
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    D&D General The Human Side of D&D History - From Gary Gygax to Temple of Elemental Evil

    You can read his own words, which repeatedly did not apologize for his sexism, but rather- and consistently- reaffirmed it. Not all harm is the result of actively attempting to inflict it. Sexism causes harm by helping to continue sexist practices in the culture at large. Now, you could argue...
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    D&D General What creature did you introduce against type that turned out great?

    Hampoop the Happy Otyugh is the most current example of this type of thing- an otyugh who lives in the sewers beneath the city, who loves to make friends, and who will fish things out of the sewage as gifts for his friends when he makes them.
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    Elon Musk Calls for Wizards of the Coast to "Burn in Hell" Over Making of Original D&D Passages

    For the zillionth time, no one attacked the character or legacy of Gygax in the foreword- they wrote a disclaimer that some of the old skool writing included things that were, and are, sexist. They didn't even mention Gygax by name. You know what is morally bankrupt and cowardly? Refusing to...
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    Elon Musk Calls for Wizards of the Coast to "Burn in Hell" Over Making of Original D&D Passages

    Let's... let's not bring up 5e Spelljammer. That hurts my soul.
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    TSR The Full & Glorious History of NuTSR

    That train is out of pocket?
  20. the Jester

    Elon Musk Calls for Wizards of the Coast to "Burn in Hell" Over Making of Original D&D Passages

    Part of what makes it hard is that, from the inside, it can be pretty hard to see your own prejudices. When I think back on things I said or did in my youth, I realize that there was a lot of sexism and racism in them- but I never thought of myself as sexist or racist. I didn't realize that they...
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