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Courtroom Drama I made a mistake… …”Right there on page three.” Jim said. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. Prosecuting this guy should have been a cinch. Here I had a middle-aged, cross-dressing janitor with a room temperature IQ and a knife collection. The guy is an ex-con too, there’s...

In order, I'd like to say 1: Okay 2: Holy crap 3: Nipple

What time are we starting tomorrow? I work from 5:00 AM-1:30 PM and probably won't be able to take a crack at this until late afternoon.

Magic. (Failing that, flatulance) ((Edit:Failing that...magic flatulance.))

I just finished re-reading Maskerade, one of Terry Pratchetts books in the Discworld series. This weekend I picked up a book of poetry by Keats and I plan to give that a look.

It's not a bad thing for players to be able to laugh off some threats. Thats often part of the fun of a character. If poison/disease are easily overcome by this group thats fine if they have weaknesses in other areas.

"Icingdeath" and "Twinkle" sound like things you'd find in the Keebler elves kitchen. Bernie the elf: Hey where do I put this empty icing container? Ernie the elf: Toss it in the basket marked "Icingdeath." Oh and we need more jimmies, grab a handful out of the "Twinkle" basket would you? I've...

In one corner of the inn sits a rail-thin old man in chair that is propped up against the wall. He has his feet up on a table where his old workboots gouge at old, crusty stains. A large hat sits upon his face as he snores, a great big moustache pokes out from behind either side. Occasionally in...

I think "pulchritudinous" is an ugly word.

Thursday is good. I'm very glad it wasn't this Thursday though. I spent most of yesterday either at work or asleep :)

We're playing in Eberron. At the moment it's not terribly dangerous.... ...at the moment. :]

I sitll think the title should be "Whats all this then?" Maybe with a little "Phitang! Phitang!" for tang.

Makes me think of the first Discworld book and the not so subtle comparison between magic and nuclear energy present therein. Thaumic radiation anyone? :)

Ditto on the +2 LA.

I voted "other" but I'm really only participating in this to increase my post count.

Outlier. I've used Prestidigitation to create poo stains in another PC's pants. I've played an orcish barbarian who once set himself on fire to keep a beetle swarm away. I'm not afraid to cause a little damage to do something wierd or to wreak fun on the game.

Come to think of it, a couple of the players in my Eberron game are from the Springfield area. We play online though and as such I've never met them in person. To my knowledge neither is on Enworld. If they are here they're being remarkably quiet. :)

Theres a character by the name of Foul Ol' Ron who's trademark line is "Buggrit! Millenium hand and shrimp!"

Whats all this then?

I'm curious, why does this situation have to happen?