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  1. Gez

    D&D inspired (fake) movie titles...

    C'm'on, "cube of force"? No, no! Gelatinous Cube Gelatinous Cube²: Gelatinous Hypercube Gelatinous Cube Zero (As an aside, "gelatinous hypercube" sounds like what you get when you apply the pseudonatural template on an ooze.) More movies: Celestial Elephant Shadowdancer in the Dark
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    How do you like your elves best?

    Ah, don't worry. They're necromantic fetishists of baboons, not fetishists of necromantic baboons. (Yeah, "fetishist of baboon" sounds awkward, but normal grammar was ambiguous.)
  3. Gez

    OOTS 457 - Elemental Fury

    Wanna guess his planeshift spell would have sent the High Priest of the Twelve Gods to the Elemental Plane of Uranium 235?
  4. Gez

    Name that race

    Heh. I see a trend...
  5. Gez

    Name that race

    That's wolverines-the-animals, not the superhero. However, if you call them logans, then you can give them Run as a bonus feat. :p
  6. Gez

    Name that race

    In French, the wolverine is "glouton" (yeah, like "glutton" so the superhero has been named Serval instead) and dwarf is nain (same etymological root as nano), so you could end up with something silly like "glounain"! :) But I think "dwolve" (maybe dwolver?) is the best name for now. Very D&D.
  7. Gez

    D&D inspired (fake) movie titles...

    The Lord of the Blue Ring Octopi Tarrasque Bulba Girallons in the Mist And let's not forget the pioneer: "Arrival of a Lightning Rail in Wroat", by the Lumière-Dansante brothers.
  8. Gez

    Giants in the Earth discussion: Jack Sparrow and Pirates of the Carribean

    You've not yet seen Pirates 3, have you? According to Deities & Demigods, she should have something like 40 levels, in a cleric 20/druid 20 spread for example. And a divine rank, too.
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    Why must a special ritual always come in 'Ancient Tome' format?

    There you go. If it's part of the plot, it already exist. If it already exist, it's known by a living NPC or has been recorded somewhere. It's possible for spellcasters to do research, but if you have your plot relying on a player thinking about researching a special ritual and on his character...
  10. Gez

    The problem with elves (question posed)

    Huh, why? If an elf can jump on a bear, step on a carrion crawler and swim in a fire ant swarm without being attacked, because they have a supernatural immunity to aggressivity; why doesn't it extend to other people too?
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    Giants in the Earth discussion: Jack Sparrow and Pirates of the Carribean

    In D&D, alignment is a stat. Not a numbered one, yeah, but it's still one anyway.
  12. Gez

    Oots #456

    Like an extended summon monster VII, for example. We have not seen him cast an 8th-level spell just to get a cool mount. He's obviously no higher than 14th.
  13. Gez

    ErfWorld

    Burlew is just the host. His work on Erfworld would be, at most, uploading the files if he didn't give access to Rob and Jamie to his server...
  14. Gez

    Do You Have An Ioun Stone?

    When I saw you replied just after me, I knew what you had posted. :cool:
  15. Gez

    Do You Have An Ioun Stone?

    Apart from dull grey stones with continual flame cast on them (hand-free torch!), never got one of them. I like them. Yeah, it's dorky to have gems orbiting your head. But that's precisely the point. They're a status symbol for powerful and arrogant wizards. I guess they're more popular among...
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    Warlock Feats

    For a warmage, Extra Edge is necessary ASAP. You can also look at every other feat that will help you increase accuracy and damage on your spells, like Weapon Focus: Ray, Touch Spell, or Projectile Spell, as you can even get the equivalent of Weapon Specialization for them. Point Blank Shot...
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    Public Dorkery

    Post #7 in this thread:
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    OOTS #455 Incoming!

    Her "hare" may be black, but her eyes are too; while Tsukiko has walleyes in two different shades of blue. Now, illusions can disguise that but given none in the group has heard of her, she would have no reason to do so. I think you're running about a blue herring. (Yeah, not red. Everything is...
  19. Gez

    OOTS #455 Incoming!

    Saving the soldier girl? Emphasizing the tension by showing the heroes are very eager to close the door? Introduce, or reintroduce, that NPC? Showing not all the low-level NPCs have been redshirted yet? Filling the space between panels #10 and #12?
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    OOTS #455 Incoming!

    Not to forget awesome new bardic songs.
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