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  1. John Quixote

    Grognard view of One D&D?

    Probably closer to "gwãh-nyar" if you're trying to imitate the French accent, but most people just say "grog-nard." "How now, brown drow?" said the liches with stitches in their britches, while the kobolds cobbled cobblestones and the goblins gobbled gobbledygook.
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    D&D General Probability, Critical Hits, and the Illusion of Importance

    Well when you design a game predicated on managing risk vs. reward, managing resources (like hit points), and deciding just how deep you want to risk delving down into a dungeon during each adventure, a certain degree of measured predictability is desirable. That, I think, lies at the heart of...
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    D&D General Probability, Critical Hits, and the Illusion of Importance

    This is precisely how and why I can get away with implementing the critical hit mechanic that I use in OD&D and OAD&D, systems which emphatically predicate the balance of their combats on not having critical hits (a mechanic that Gygax appears to have despised, as he never missed a chance to...
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    Grognard view of One D&D?

    This grognard's view of One D&D is complete and utter disinterest. If there is a horizon to my radar, 5e is already a dim shadow skirting the edge of it; 5.5e will be well out of sight and therefore out of mind. And the feeling is mutual.
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    D&D 5E (2024) WotC is right to avoid the word "edition."

    But they wrote it on the cover of the manuals because that's what everyone on the WizO forums was already calling it in the runup to the release. Since the majority of gamers at the time had no idea how version numbers worked, they just called it "v3.5" because it was already in everybody's...
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    LFG! Omaha Nebraska area! Pathfinder or DnD

    For what it's worth, I'll probably be starting a new OSR campaign in two or three weeks — or whenever it is that the staff over at Dragon's Lair decides their game-rooms are done being remodeled. :whistle:
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    D&D 5E (2024) "One D&D": do you like this name for the 2024 edition?

    Yeah. If I thought that "One D&D" had even a fraction of the staying power that "D&D Next" didn't have, I'd worry that WotC was out to deliberately erase the versions of the game that Gary wrote. But it doesn't, and everyone will call the next version "5.5" or something. Whatever the internet...
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    D&D 5E (2014) What (if anything) do you find "wrong" with 5E?

    (Hm. Long thread.) My only real problem with 5e is that it stops feeling and playing like D&D above about 4th level. Monsters become bags of hit points, swords become nerf bats, and spells become strongly worded suggestions. A typical spell that could end an encounter in an earlier edition...
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    D&D 5E (2014) Alignment

    Alignment threads come up so frequently that instead of retyping what I think of alignment, I now just link to an image captured from my house rules.
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    D&D 5E (2014) Has D&D spoiled you on other RPGs?

    The OSR has spoiled me. I never have to leave the OD&D-compatible ecosystem for any reason (except maybe for a Ghostbusters RPG, but I hope to fix that soon myself). Sci-fi? Between X-Plorers, Hulks & Horrors, White Star, and Stars Without Number, I'm spoiled for choice — I never have to touch...
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    OSR If you were going to commit to one clone of older edition D&D going forward, what would it be?

    Now that there are print-on-demand Rules Cyclopediæ, the only purpose retro-clones serve is their original one — recognizable labels that indicate compatibility with a specific edition of The World's First and Most Popular Fantasy Role-Playing Game, Wink-Wink, Nudge-Nudge, 'Ello-'Ello...
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    D&D General One Piece of Art II (Monsters)- What D&D Art Inspired You to Love a Monster?

    I have to go with the compass mermaid from X1. (By Jeff Dee, I'm pretty sure.) Sure, Darlene's mermaid in the 1e DMG might be reclining in a more classically alluring pose; but this one? She is ready to slither up onto the deck of your ship and mess your effing crap up with that trident. Half...
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    D&D General "I make a perception check."

    Oh, no, not "toxic". Anything but a buzzword. Uncle.
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    D&D General "I make a perception check."

    With so many forum-warriors routinely threatening to leave all the hypothetical tables in a self-righteous huff of indignation, it's truly a wonder that the hypothetical game-tables still have any hypothetical players at all.
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    E=MC^2 ? wtf??

    Not to mention, the time that the fist is in contact with its target matters for Δp.
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    OD&D Request for Basic D&D forum tag (Holmes, Moldvay/Cook, BECMI, Rules Cyclopedia)

    Holmes is definitely closer to LBB in terms of raw mechanics, and it's very much written to serve as their introduction — you can even think of Holmes + the LBBs as paralleled by Moldvay Basic + Cook/Marsh Expert — but Holmes also lays the groundwork for a number of innovations in Moldvay...
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