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    D&D 3.x ISO Help Designing A Nightmarish Creature

    My first thought was this: an octopid creature capable of dropping down upon unsuspecting victims from above? Sounds like there very possibly might be some genetic ties to the darkmantle, which does this very thing. Are the two races related? Might the gloomfetch be a particularly intelligent...
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    What are you reading in 2024?

    I finished the first book in the trilogy and am now starting the second, Twilight of the Gods II: Groa's Other Eye by Dennis Schmidt. It's pulp sword and sorcery with a Norse flair, and it does what it sets out to do: be a cool, action-packed pulp story with cool characters. I'm enjoying the...
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    D&D General How Was Your Last Session?

    Yeah, fortunately that was only a dream-figment of the Dreadful Flying Glove, not the real thing. And the human rogue has six levels of bard (as many as it took him to realize bards suck), and used it to inspire courage in his friends (the Blue Meanies were not at all impressed with his music)...
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    D&D General How Was Your Last Session?

    In today's "Dreams of Erthe" session, the PCs: Met up in the Dreamlands, and were told that a neighboring dream galaxy had skimmed by their own, resulting in a number of alien dream-fragments inhabiting a few of the dreams of the local residents, and the PCs, being dreamwalkers, were being sent...
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    Describe your last rpg session in 5 words

    Kaiju, Rabbids, Jigglypuff, Blue Meanies. Johnathan
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    D&D 5E (2014) Xanthian pun-spells

    Clown - This spell makes an inert duplicate of a creature, albeit one with an innate penchant for wearing greasepaint, rubber noses, and obnoxiously oversized shoes. If the original individual has been slain, its soul immediately transfers to the clown, creating a replacement (provided that the...
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    D&D General What’s the story here?

    It's just a silhouette, so we can't really tell which way the figure in the foreground is facing. Maybe he's going home to tell his mom that the walking city followed him home and he wants to keep it as a pet, and he promises he'll feed it and play with it and clean up after it and take good...
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    D&D General What’s the story here?

    "Hey! Don't be practicing your wild magic here in the cathedral!" "Why not? What's the worst that could happen?" Johnathan
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    That reminds me of the lyrics from the Art of Noise song, "The Holy Egoism of Genius," from the album The Seduction of Claude Debussy: … Debussy understood that a work of art Or an effort to create beauty Was always regarded by some people As a personal attack Johnathan
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    D&D General Dinosaurs in your campaigns

    I actually do. I realized I'd probably never get to DM an Eberron campaign, so I ported the dinosaur-riding halflings into my current campaign. (It helps that I generally dislike halflings but make an exception for those who ride dinosaurs. The PCs are currently being led by a halfling ranger...
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    Upcoming AAA/AA CRPGs or story-based RPGs (updated 15/04/2025)

    Ah, so they aren't acronyms then. Thanks! Johnathan
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    Upcoming AAA/AA CRPGs or story-based RPGs (updated 15/04/2025)

    Could somebody define "AAA" and "AA" for me? To me, those are just battery sizes. Johnathan
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    D&D General What creature did you introduce against type that turned out great?

    I once had the party searching for a legendary longsword that had been the primary magic weapon of a deceased paladin. It was buried with him in his hidden tomb, and when they unearthed it, an avoral appeared and explained that the paladin's wishes were that anyone seeking to claim the sword...
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    What are you reading in 2024?

    Greg Bear has a novel, Hull Zero Three, that fits your qualifications. I recommend it only as a story about someone waking up on a spaceship with no memory - I didn't particularly enjoy it. Johnathan
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    Arcane Season 2 Starts on Saturday, 9 Nov 24 on Netflix

    I'm thinking that was meant to be posted in this thread. Johnathan
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    D&D General What is your most prized Dungeons and Dragons Product?

    I guess my copies of Dragon #260, since I had a total of three distinct articles in it: Greater Drakes, The Ecology of the Aspis, and Arcane Lore: Dragondoom. It was my first (and only) trifecta. (I miss my freelancing days - never before did I have a hobby where I had more money coming in...
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    Dreams of Erthe

    ADVENTURE 86: NAGA SAGA PC Roster: Alewyth Putterpye, dwarf priestess of Aerik 18 Thurloe Pulver, human fighter 3/wizard 3/spellsword 10/eldritch knight 2 Wakuren, half-orc cleric of Cal 9/paladin 9 Xandro Silverstrings, human bard 6/rogue 12...
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    D&D General Dinosaurs in your campaigns

    In my current 3.5 campaign, I've tried incorporating a lot of different monsters that haven't gotten a lot of play in my prior campaigns, and dinosaurs are among them. So the latter half of this campaign has the PCs, who come from an Australia-sized continent, trekking across an Asia-sized...
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    D&D General The D&D Memes Thread

    The bad thing about being a retired drummer is if they ever pull you out of retirement, there will be...repercussions. (I'll let myself out.) Johnathan
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    What are you reading in 2024?

    I finished Stephen King's Holly (great story, featuring one of my favorite of his characters), and am now starting the first book in a trilogy by Dennis Schmidt: Twilight of the Gods: The First Name. So far, it's a standard sword and sorcery fantasy taking place in a Norse setting, with the...
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