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    D&D General How Was Your Last Session?

    In last night's "Ghourmand Vale" session, the PCs: Got a delivery at their new keep, several miles out of town: signed copies of a new book series about a group of heroes based on them, written by my human sorcerer's favorite author Had a wizard associate, Blorkane, show up at the keep saying...
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    Describe your last rpg session in 5 words

    Shadow template blue dragon ambush. Johnathan
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    D&D 5E (2014) Short, Funny Bard Songs Please

    Here's another one from our Wednesday night campaign. It details events that occurred to our PCs, but it's probably generic enough that others can relate to it. A SONG OF GRACE AND CHARM The voice of an angel From the heavens above A song so compelling A song filled with love The world all...
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    D&D General How Was Your Last Session?

    Killing your players' PCs is one thing, but killing your players.... Highly frowned upon. Johnathan
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    D&D General How Was Your Last Session?

    Goodness! I should hope not! Johnathan
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    D&D General How Was Your Last Session?

    During today's "Dreams of Erthe" campaign session, the PCs: Met with a wistful drow woman who missed her daughter, who'd just been hired on as a personal assistant to Lord Djuduran Gambrosini, one of the richest and most powerful drow in the city; she's worried that those who go to work for...
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    Describe your last rpg session in 5 words

    Sealed gorynych behind spell walls. Johnathan
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I, too, have often been called a food snob...oh, wait no: "slob," not "snob." Okay, I was close. Johnathan
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    What are you reading in 2024?

    Oh, definitely. William Monk lives in Victorian England and solves mysteries, and Adrian Monk lives in modern-day San Francisco and...solves mysteries. The novel was published in 2000 (and there were apparently a bunch of them published earlier than the one I'm reading now), and the TV show...
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Is that because they're so useful? Johnathan
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    "Sometimes a sausage is just a sausage...." Johnathan
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Their pizza's good enough for me to come back every week. The workers all know me as the guy who refuses to order ahead on the app (I've opted to do without a smartphone - too expensive!) and comes in every Sunday to put in his order and then read his book while the pizzas cook. Johnathan
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    A recent pineapple pizza incident: last Sunday, I went to Little Caesar's to pick up some pizzas for our weekly DVD viewing during dinner. (We're currently exposing my nephew to Angel.) Said nephew eats a normal crust cheese pizza by himself (he's 17); my wife opted for a thin crust sausage...
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    What are you reading in 2024?

    I'm now reading Anne Perry's Slaves of Obsession, a William Monk mystery set in 1861 London. Monk is a detective and his wife Hester apparently occasionally aids him in his investigations; this one involves a British arms dealer selling weapons to the US Confederacy, much to the consternation...
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    D&D General Give me Beholders!

    Back in the 3E/3.5 days, Goodman Games put out a Complete Guide to Beholders. It had a bunch of beholder variants, as I recall. Johnathan
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    Fighting the Gray Tide (Miniature Painting)

    Orklahoma? Johnathan
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    D&D General This Ent from OD&D. What should his name be?

    Given that...possibly missing "limb," how about "Eunoak?" Johnathan
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    Spoilers Alien: Romulus (Spoilers)

    Well, if it didn't mind a bit of cannibalism, there were a ton of alien eggs the crew discovered. Maybe your hypothetical LV-426 adult alien had been nibbling on the ones in the back, where they wouldn't be missed, or something.... Johnathan
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    D&D General Effect of Druids on Scientific Knowledge in your Campaign?

    Interesting. I've never heard of those; in my day (and part of the country), it was "King Phillip Could Only Find Green Spiders." Johnathan
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