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    D&D 5E (2014) 5e: Stat the Lady of Pain...so we can overthrow her

    If you have a DM who knows the old 2e lore for the Lady of Pain, she isn't going to show up and kick your butt; unless you do something directly in her purview like try to resurrect Aoskar or something.
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    D&D 5E (2014) 5e: Stat the Lady of Pain...so we can overthrow her

    Same - I've always imagined her as a figure who acts only when forced to by outside factors. Those factors might be inscrutable, of course. In fairness to Sam Haight, according to Phil Brucato, he started as a joke that perhaps went too far. I always took him less as a serious NPC, and more as...
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    D&D 5E (2024) All about Ardlings

    'Danger 5', an Australian tv show. It was sort of a pulpy, surrealist, 'swinging 60s' depiction of WW2, where animals can talk and the Nazis did things like steal the Eiffel Tower and unleash dinosaurs with machine guns mounted on them on Europe. The colonel who gives the titular team their...
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    D&D 5E (2024) All about Ardlings

    I mean, we're all going to have our own cultural touchstones for what 'people with animal heads' ought to act like.
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    D&D 5E (2024) All about Ardlings

    3 of the 4 5e PCs I've played have been nonvariant humans - we're out here.
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    D&D 5E (2024) When are we getting the second playtest document?

    I... man, that's a hell of an argument. I'd seriously recommend putting that verbatim in the playtest feedback.
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    D&D 5E (2024) All about Ardlings

    I’d be perfectly happy seeing tieflings, aasimar, and genasi covered as racial options in the rerelease of Planescape. At least in my mind, they kind of make more sense there anyway.
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    D&D 5E (2024) All about Ardlings

    I think we’re in agreement - make the PHB the baseline; let expansions and settings get weird with it.
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    D&D 5E (2024) All about Ardlings

    Fair - I didn't mean to imply that they shouldn't be in the game, but rather whether they should be in the PHB vs. an expansion or setting-specific book. I'm personally a fan of tieflings, but have mixed feelings about them being in the PHB as a 'standard' race, rather than a...
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    D&D 5E (2024) All about Ardlings

    I ask because that was the lineup for the 2e PHB - 3e had the same lineup, but adding the half-orc. Which is your favorite option?
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    D&D 5E (2024) All about Ardlings

    What would you say to one that just had humans, elves, dwarves, gnomes, halflings, and half-elves?
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    D&D 5E (2014) D&D Next playtest post mortem by Mike Mearls and Rodney Thompson. From seven years ago.

    I mean, this is real game development territory, and pokes at my biggest problem with 5e. You're 100% correct that the game is a model of a 'lived world', and a necessarily simplified one - as someone with a passing interest in archery, the idea that attacking with a longbow doesn't involve your...
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    D&D 5E (2014) D&D Next playtest post mortem by Mike Mearls and Rodney Thompson. From seven years ago.

    Agreed. I kind of think it feels natural to me - and weird to even my grognard players - because it was normalized to me in WoD games, which no one at either of my tables got into. Rolling appearance plus academics to blend in as a student on campus? Totally normal in my mind, but alien to my...
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    D&D 5E (2014) D&D Next playtest post mortem by Mike Mearls and Rodney Thompson. From seven years ago.

    I've always been fond of that particular rule variant - '...want to show off your slick breakdancing skills? Give me a dexterity plus performance check!' - but it's never done anything but confuse the heck out of my players.
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    D&D 5E (2014) How Many PHB's have you bought?

    I answered '5' before I read the top post - I may have a number of different PHBs kicking around, but just the one 5e one.
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    D&D 5E (2014) WotC has updated the Hadozee glide ability on DnDBeyond

    In fairness, it's also possible for Hasbro/Wizards to be a very large company, while the D&D team within it to be small and stretched thin - I actually have no idea what their staffing is like, but it's entirely possible.
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    D&D General One Piece of Art IX (Wildcard)- What NON-D&D Art Inspired You to Love D&D?

    This is probably borderline at best, as they're listed in Appendix N; but for me, it's any depiction of Fafhd and the Grey Mouser drawn by Mike Mignola:
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