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Ooo! That was a good hit, Mr. Tom Cashew. But are you sure you didn't feel the sting of my +5 keen flaming burst everything bane scimitars? I think you did. You just don't want to go to a doctor about injuries to *that* part of you anatomy. ;) And, Ooo! You're a DM. You think you can...

Yeah. Drizzt is in the *house*. Now line up and let me tell you how much better than you I am. Yeah, I'm Drizzt and I can do *anything*. And I can do it better than you. You know why? 'Cause I wield dual Finessed Scimitars, baby. And I'm a good drow ranger. That just makes me better than...