A Grown Man Orders Coffee
a pumpkin-spiced haiku by CleverNickName
Spice for pumpkin pies:
Why is it in my coffee?
What is the big deal?
I rant on TikTok
from the cab of my white truck,
I mock it on X,
Because I am cool.
I have my image to keep,
I am not "basic."
I like my coffee
like I like...