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  1. J.Quondam

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    But did he get the antenna returned in time to avoid paying for it?
  2. J.Quondam

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    But surely a sign of a truly advanced civilization like ours is that meat sphincter* could be a legit kitchen utensil?? * Probably for sale for four installment payments of $19.99 on The Shopping Channel.
  3. J.Quondam

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Man, I hope that in some other better timeline, there is a long-running Sunday comics serial along the lines of Prince Valiant, but called "Dr. Roger Mandigo, Meat Scientist!" I feel that our civilization has missed out. .
  4. J.Quondam

    D&D General DALL·E 3 does amazing D&D art

    I've just had a bit of luck with "straight black crack" to get something that looks slightly ajar. Prompt: That good old fashion "open sesame" feeling.... Just have to train those gnomish secret door builders to make the secret door in the same same color rock as everything else.
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  10. J.Quondam

    D&D General DALL·E 3 does amazing D&D art

    More seriously, I suspect using the word "door" prompts the generator to go out of its way to draw an obvious door. It's the "don't think of a pink elephant!" problem. Instead, maybe try describing what you might actually see if searching for a secret door, something like "faint groove" or...
  11. J.Quondam

    D&D General DALL·E 3 does amazing D&D art

    Sorry, no luck here. Perception check's too high, I guess
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  13. J.Quondam

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    For anyone interested in eating non-aquatic bugs: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/eating-cicadas-recipes/
  14. J.Quondam

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Don't worry! It's a non-stick pan.
  15. J.Quondam

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    A propos of nothing, I now want an all-gnome, all-bard campaign wherein the party calls itself "Gnickelback".
  16. J.Quondam

    D&D 5E (2014) Help Me Name This New Cantrip

    Viper's bargain Quid pro quo Tit for tat
  17. J.Quondam

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Makes sense since alcohol floats.
  18. J.Quondam

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Brownies: Should they they be fudgy (ie gross and undercooked) or cakey (ie, heavenly and delightful)?
  19. J.Quondam

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Yeah, I think people forgot that the point of that thread was to not make a negative comment at all, and replace it in the "i didn't comment" thread with a different fun comment to defuse one's own irritation. It wasn't really supposed to be a place to just mutter something under your breath...
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