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    The Red Dragon's lair is where?!

    In a Mexican cantina. In plain sight. His table is in the corner and his hoard is in his room on the upper floor. They serve really spicy food. He likes the music and the colorful dresses of the dancing girls, as well as the local spicy style tequila. This village is the only arable land and...
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    hackmaster adventures vs "the normal" adventures

    Be prepared for a heavy dose of sarcasm. hackmaster tends to go further for a joke.
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    X. It's what's for dinner.

    Alabama fried cockatrice. The establishment is also where you go to buy depetrification ointments.
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    Help me defend my goblin's lair

    Make one of the goblins a druid. SNA, SNA, Entangle and run away. This one gets away, and come back for revenge for the next few weeks. Traps, hostile animals, entangles, poisoned mounts, disrupted rest to slow healing and prevent spell casting. Hell, with max ranks in survival and hide the...
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    RBDMs, what's the most RB thing you've ever done?

    Oh...they do now... But back in the day, the party would try to save the 100 gp pearl by just using read magic to figure out scrolls, and that sets it off. The cursed scroll before they had held on to for weeks of playing time and a month or 2 of game time when the wizard decided to take the...
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    RBDMs, what's the most RB thing you've ever done?

    Cursed scroll of mass animate dead at the bottom of the dungeon. Everything they killed to get to the bottom they had to destroy to get out.
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    OotS 508!

    Wait....they are burning trolls on the deck of the ship???
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    Why don't giants rule the world?

    Because we haven't had Affirmative Action to correct the abuse of past editions against Giants and Dragons! Simply because the racist game designers have removed such unfair and atrocious rules as "extra weapons damage vs large creatures" and "subdueing of dragons", which long kept the Large...
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    Monstrous Large Scorpions exist

    http://www.royalsoc.ac.uk/news.asp?id=7282http://www.royalsoc.ac.uk/news.asp?id=7282 this link is better. it has the pics associated.
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    Beholder Question

    Just remember, it can fire all of it's eyes in the same round, just not all at the same target. You drop it suddenly in the middle of the party..... But if that doesn't work for you, you can always have the beholder using mirrors.... Also, the middle of the beholder can be the border of the...
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    What's your favorite gaming story?

    So, I'd never been shopping in D&D before, this being my first game, and we got paid. So I start thumbing though the equipment section and came to trade goods..... This is where you need to know that this was a 1/2 orc with wis and int as dump stats. Food is a priority for this guy. Our...
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    Troll Porn

    A bone motif teddy found under a wizard's bed. Then they found the framed photo in the night stand dewar of his lich girlfriend....
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    Who's getting the freebies from RPGNow?

    Can anyone tell me which file is labeled APG00020.pdf? The download was currupped and I can't figure out which one I need to download again.
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    Dragon Magazine Monster Help

    This forum is for questions regurding the interpurtation of rules. "What book is rule x in?" might get noticed, but "Anyone know in which Dragon appeared a monster that sort of looked like y?" needs to go in the General Forum and would there probably be answered rather quickly. The mods will...
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    Good prestige Classes for Druids?

    Refresh my memory...was Master of Radiance in Ghostwalk or Liberus Mortus?
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    How do you prepare bought adventures?

    You are running an areal adventure. Spend a couple of hours trying to figure out the Flight maneuverability rules. The Dragonomicon has some pages that can help. Decide how you will represent height on your board or with your minis.
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    How do you prepare bought adventures?

    Read it. Re-read it. Check for "game stopper" rules. If it has a grapple happy monster, reread the grapple rules and have that page booked marked in the phb because you WILL need to reference it. The same with spiders, net rules, or anything with an entangle. Check for Druid NPCs. Did the...
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    Looking for an article

    was the plant one like a cactus?
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    The iconics vs....Cthulhu?

    What was that quote..."1d6 adventurers per round..."
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    Summary of various Rod of the 7 Parts modules?

    I'm reading through the "Age of Worms" adventure path, and it has got me wondering about the earlier adventure series featuring the Ro7P. Can anyone give me the names of these adventures and a summary of them?
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