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  1. Iron_Chef

    Match Game: The Role-Playing Game!

    So, it's half RPG, half game show! Brilliant. :lol: This would make a great d20 mini-game. I mean, who doesn't want to be Richard Dawson for a day? Why the shades? Because the sun never sets on the cool, baby. Never.
  2. Iron_Chef

    Match Game: The Role-Playing Game!

    Here is an example of play on Match Game for your edification. GET READY TO MATCH THE STARS IN THE STAR-STUDDED, BIG MONEY, MATCH GAME '75! NEXT QUESTION: "Dumb Dora was so dumb (HOW DUMB WAS SHE?), she thought babies came from _______!" At this point, the celebrities brainstorm and...
  3. Iron_Chef

    Match Game: The Role-Playing Game!

    Gene Rayburn hosted and ran the "loony bin" of six celebrity panelists (three regulars: Brett Somers, Charles Nelson Reilly, and Richard Dawson, and three rotating guests, including many semi-regulars like Betty White and Fannie Flagg). Brett Somers Charles Nelson Reilly Richard Dawson...
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    Match Game: The Role-Playing Game!

    MATCH GAME d20! Players could take on the roles of cheesy 1970s celebrity guest panelists and have wacky adventures with host Gene Rayburn (pictured above) in between live tapings of the hit game show! It's the "definitive" answer to what d20 game someone should publish next. :P There would...
  5. Iron_Chef

    [LPJdesign] Haven: COV to Go D20 Modern!!!

    Well, at least you're _______! :lol: Huzzah! My 900th post! Here's to _____ more! :confused:
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    [LPJdesign] Haven: COV to Go D20 Modern!!!

    Personally, I think Cergorach ______ one in the corner pocket when he said One-End was LPJ in disguise, but that's just me. :p Keep the entertainment coming, people. I got plenty more MATCH GAME where this came from.
  7. Iron_Chef

    [LPJdesign] Haven: COV to Go D20 Modern!!!

    I lost it with my first episode of MATCH GAME on the Game Show Network (GSN). They play it _____ times a day. Sometimes even different episodes! :lol: Host Gene Rayburn clarifies just how much of the Game Show Network's daily schedule is made up of MATCH GAME reruns.
  8. Iron_Chef

    Dawn of the Dead (2004)

    The incidental music to the 1978 DAWN OF THE DEAD version is available here: http://www.moviegrooves.com/shop/dawnofthedeadtrunk.htm Now you can thrill to mall muzak favorites like "The Gonk" and the pie fight theme, plus drink along to that redneck zombie-shootin' anthem, "I'm A Man", and...
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    [LPJdesign] Haven: COV to Go D20 Modern!!!

    Don't be too sure, Krieg. I felt like he'd _______ me all over with that fascist charisma of his. This answer was 100% approved by Charles Nelson Reilly! :lol:
  10. Iron_Chef

    [LPJdesign] Haven: COV to Go D20 Modern!!!

    MATCH GAME MADNESS coming through... WATCH OUT! :lol: Joe Santos from THE ROCKFORD FILES, the first casualty of Match Game Madness... but not the last!
  11. Iron_Chef

    [LPJdesign] Haven: COV to Go D20 Modern!!!

    No offense jezter, but you sound like an overeager hallway pass monitor, and that's a real turn-off. I think people hate self-appointed "police" even more than the alleged "offenders" they go after. I, for one, would not want you or anyone else with similarly zealous, anal-retentive tendencies...
  12. Iron_Chef

    Has a eunuch template been published?

    I, for one, am offended by the use of the term "eunuch". I think "genitally impaired" is much more politically correct. :lol: QUESTION: If I were a eunuch, I'd have more time for _______!" :lol: ANSWER:
  13. Iron_Chef

    Poorly thought out names in Fantasy/Sci-fi

    I love Inframan! Princess Dragon-Mom was so sexy, she gave me a case of ______! :lol:
  14. Iron_Chef

    Dawn of the Dead (2004)

    In the original's end, Fran and Peter escape the mall in the helicopter after Flyboy's zombie leads the rest of the mall horde back to their secret area (after the bikers crash the mall and flee). In the original script, Peter stayed behind and blew his brains out rather than give up his "good...
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    [LPJdesign] Haven: COV to Go D20 Modern!!!

    I don't care what LPJ is like as a person. Most talented people are obnoxious and unstable to at least some degree... "a fine line between genius and madness" and all that. I have no idea where LPJ falls into that spectrum, nor do I particularly care. If Haven is good, then I wish it success. I...
  16. Iron_Chef

    HUGE spoiler picture for Episode III (linked, not attached)

    I heard Obi-Wan through him into a volcano back in 1978. Watch out: Hot lava! :lol:
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    [LPJdesign] Haven: COV to Go D20 Modern!!!

    This spam-vertisement reminds me that I need a free pdf preview of Haven as much as I need a kiss on the _______! Seriously, that's pretty bad. :lol:
  18. Iron_Chef

    Worldwide Learn to Play D&D Game Day!

    What about Worldwide Learn To Play Match Game Day? That's the $64,000 question! :lol: Seriously though, I thought all the Wizards stores were closing? :\
  19. Iron_Chef

    Has anyone experimented with Gestalt characters?

    Wait, what was the question? Let me think a minute... Okay, I think I got it (scribbling furiously). The definitive answer is: Wait. What was the question again? :confused:
  20. Iron_Chef

    Starting New Campaign (Need Ideas)

    Actually, I would have the player characters turned into ________! :eek: Seriously, have you considered a "GARGOYLES" approach? What if the characters revert to stone whenever they are exposed to sunlight? That creates some exciting strategy issues for the PCs as they go about their quest...
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