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:lol: I don't know what class the OP's character should have, but the poster themselves certainly took a few levels in Satirist, IYKWIM. (And as there are a lot of posters who seem to have missed it, here's an emphasis added version:

Rerolling 1s & 2s gives you an average of about 4.2, against the standard d6 roll average of 3.5. If +1/2 dice is too hard, my advice is to make it add +1 per die of sneak attack damage or turn the sneak attack dice into d8s. (Both options have the same average - 4.5 - but they give a...

I also think there's a lot to be said for barbarians admiring, "the clear blue of a desert sky," and the like.

I don't really have too much to add on the mechanics. What's his (her?) favorite color? :)

I'm happy to say that Elves take more experience to learn things than humans. That's something with a proud heritage in the game. Regarding kobolds and other savage humanoids, it's not until fairly recently that people started rolling such things up as characters. One consequence of...

I also like Throwing. In fact, I strongly recommend trying to con your ref into allowing this as ki blasts or other tomfoolery. Which segues nicely to discussing the 'best' useless enchantment: Ki Focus.

Barbarian player? OK. First things first. While he's unlikely to rip your arms off, I think it would be best to paraphrase Han Solo and "let the wild man win". Some more specific suggestions follow: 3.x is actually a pretty bad choice for a barbarian - the semi-literate generally struggle...

That means I win!

Ring of Regeneration is the easy one. "It's magic, I don't gotta explain nothin'." More seriously, the Ring can only restore the character to the condition that the laws of the Gods or magic or Xagyg intended him or her to be in at that age. In other words, aging is as much a magical as a...

"Beard Apotheosis: The Bearded Lady's beard becomes a real, permanent beard." Is it truly incredible? (And what is the relationship between "truly incredible" and "masterwork", if any?)

Dancing.

I'd never let the PCs make this sort of item themselves. Discover it, or reassemble it, sure - it's an awesome one-of-a-kind piece of work. Duplication weakens the effect. (Perhaps I'm saying it should be an artifact. Depends on what you do with magic item creation in your campaign.)

The Real Deal should be Extraordinary and just give her a magnificent beard, so the Bearded Lady can qualify for Beardfist Warrior.

Happy to help! :)

I think Visigani might have a good point here. Is Beardfist Warrior really a bizarre and arcane niche role, something that only exists in some campaigns, like the Loremaster or Spellsword? I'm inclined to think that "tough man with a bitchin' beard" is a universal archetype, existing in all...

It looks suspiciously like a typo. If I circulated something like that to my players, and they came back with this zany scheme, my short reply would be, "Sorry guys, that's 5 silver for the ladder"... ...which means I'm a dick. :cool: It's cool, lots of people say that about my unwillingness...

Never heard of it. But if you do allow such things in your campaign, I will accept your assertion that things you make up are, in fact, unbalanced. Please forgive me for suggesting otherwise! ;) This is a discussion forum. Along with people who will attempt to answer your question directly...

I must congratulate you on your modesty and tact! But it must be stated plainly: D&D's lack of clarity on facial hair (carried over through multiple editions) has long been a source of intense dissatisfaction among players and refs alike. This important prestige class has provided an...

3.5. Wants to "fight and cast spells". I recommend a Cleric or a Druid. Of Mystra.

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