Rather humorously a third. In similar script.
Let me tell you a story...
Of three, one and two.
Dont watch the dark
You cant see it
"Who's there?"
"Just me."
"And me!"
"Hmph..."
"Are you still grumpy?"
"No..."
"She sure is."
"Let me sleep."
"Of course..."
~splash~
"Hehehe..."
"Let's do that...