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I hate the stats for the thylacine! Why was it made like that, it isn't a magical beast, its a real animal? It is known alsoas the tasmanian tiger, and is nothing like the one posted here. Why?

Here's something for Steve Irwin to tackle! Dire Crocodile Gargantuan Animal (Aquatic) Hit Dice: 20d8+140 (230 hp) Initiative: +0(Dex) Speed: 40 ft, swim 60 ft AC: 21 (-3 size, +0 Dex, +14 natural) Attacks: Bite +23 melee; or Tail slam +25 melee Damage: Bite 2d8+18; or tail slam 3d8+ 12...

Dire Shrew Small Animal HD: 3d8+3 (hp 16) Initiative: +3 (Dex) Speed: 50 ft, climb 15 ft AC 17 (+3 Dex, +1 size, +3 natural); Attacks: 2 claws +2 melee, bite +3 melee Damage: claw 1d4-1, bite 1d8-1 plus poison Face/Reach: 5 ft by 5ft/5ft Special Attacks: Poison Special Qualities: Scent Saves...

Those are pretty awesome! Are you gonna make stats for them or do you want others too?

Hmm...interesting(the best thing since wrestling...). Where did you say you got those ideas?

CRIKEY!!! I'd like to see Steve Irwin tackle that! I made stats for a goose once. Maybe I should make stats for a dire goose! Muhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erich Wallace sucks! Why does he make monsters, they suck ?! The moron doesnt even make stats for the monsters, he just writes down stupid crap that is useless! Please, stop him from soiling these pages!

Is the loxo a strick herbivore like elephants, or an omnivore like humans? Do loxo slam with their fists or their twin trunks? Your post will be helpful, thanks!

If someone made stats for a dire bull, they would have to make stats for a dire cow. Food for thought.

I posted it! Just check the dire animals thread on homebrews.

Oh, I see! You sorta give the other person credit! By the way, I was talking about kaiju(and what exactly did you mean by 'fluffer', a bulete isn't fluffy).

So, what about the bulette?

Wolf: Im sorry for changing your kaiju t-rex and posting it on the wizards boards, I will never do it again. Please forgive me.

Bob? Hmm, I like it! Simple yet striking! Ok, no fluffers, what about a bulette? Sound good? Does an elephant count as a fluffer?

Smells good to me! What about its alignment? They dont seem evil, why do they have smite good?

*Wakes up from nap* Yawwwnnn!!! What's goin' on? Whats the matter? An eel? Aaaahhhhhh!!!!!!! *Runs outside screaming to townsfolk*

Wolf, the reg. ape would work too but the dire ape has rend and more HD. I think it might be better. Also, i need a name for my sloth 'cause i think i might use him in a high level campaign. My megatherium is my posse!

In that particular issue, did they have a creature that they used as an example for the template(in the MM they use an ogre as an example for a half-dragon)? I wonder what a kaiju dire ape would be like? Hmm....

Why doesn't someone make the king of kaiju, GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All you would have to do is make a kaiju t-rex and give it a tail slap and 2 claw attacks!

Anything can use snatch as long as it has claws or a bite. Thanks Wolf!