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We live in semi-rural New England... You look at me weird because I keep duct tape, rope, a machete and a shovel in my trunk. I look at you weird because you don't.

I say the attorney should have to bend over in front of the court so the judge can kick them in the posterior, and then be hit with that other stuff.

Probably. I wasn't listening the first time... :p

At this point, I assume that anybody using the phrase, "Touch grass.", is probably terminally online and can't remember the last time they saw grass.

Oh, this is just lovely... :cool: Payroll messed up and didn't give us overtime pay for Columbus Day, so they did a separate payroll for just the OT. I got a gross amount of $2.65. Of which taxes and deductions were taken out totaling... $2.65... Apparently, my time is worth... NOTHING...

I used to tell people, "Unless you're 8 feet tall or weigh 900 lbs., you are not "The World's Biggest Rocky Horror Fan"..."

On another forum long ago, I once experienced that same thing in response to a post where my first three words were literally "In my opinion"... :rolleyes: I'm just waiting for the day when we finally get to the point people start using the phrase, "In my fact"... :p

I'm wondering how long it will take for the ChatGPT browser to get to a place where every search result is simply ChatGPT quoting itself quoting itself, and eventually it begins hallucinating that it's the only thing online... "I'm sorry, Dave, I can't take you to that website... I've decided it...

I'd rather drive one of these... the scrambler from Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone... (And not just because it's got a mounted weapon, either, lol.) Whenever someone says that to me I always come back with, "I think thou doth project too much."

Y'know, I briefly had a job running a welding machine making, among other things, the wire guards for fans like that. I had no idea I was making musical instruments... :) On the other hand, I did once hang a few of them up and give an improv percussion performance with some thick metal wires as...

Awesome.

Given the vintage of the comic book and that there's no previous mention of it in the series, I'd say it's most likely just something the writer pulled out of thin air just for that comment. Like Han Solo making the Kessel Run in twelve parsecs, the jargon came first and didn't mean anything...

Y'know, people often talk a lot of crap about '80's synthesizer music, but when you do it right, for something other than just catchy pop songs...

I have this bizarre, unreasonable dislike of having to fight things in games... I like to run around exploring and rummaging through peoples' homes and pockets to steal their stuff. Combat is often one of my least favorite things to do... Fighting things, anyway. I do like running around...

There's a really fine line between showing you something that makes you go, "Whoa!", and gets you interested enough to want more... and giving away the best moments in the film.

Yes, we are always more productive on days when Idiot Coworker Jim is absent...