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    D&D General The ULTIMATE d20 has been created...

    But, surely with that die, they wouldn't even be able to make you cry, or make you say goodbye? So mutilation would seem to be right out.
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    D&D General The ULTIMATE d20 has been created...

    What's a barbarian to do if they can't run around and hurt you?
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    D&D 5E Dice of Vecna at DnDBeyond the D20s are eyeballs!

    Only worth it if the they are rolled onscreen by a disembodied mummified left hand.
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    D&D General Testing Players

    Is that all they've got? Lame. Frankly, if you're letting your players "roll death saves" instead of stabbing them and seeing if they bleed out, you're not playing D&D as it was originally envisaged. Cheers, Al'kelhar
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    D&D General Check Out This Demogorgon Mini!

    Reaper has a Bones Black "demonic lasher" miniature - Demogorgon by another name. It was released as part of its Bones 5 Kickstarter, in the Fan Favourites box IIRC. Not sure how much it'll go for when it's released independently of the Kickstarter, but no doubt way, way less than USD90...
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    D&D 5E DMs, how do you fudge?

    Chocolate with hazelnuts, if I had my preference. (Doesn't seem to be one of the poll options, though). Cheers, Al'kelhar
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    D&D 5E Player angry about enemies climbing rope with Rope Trick

    Feeding the big hungry monster the character of the player who didn't turn up for the session is a long and proud tradition in my game. Cheers, Al'kelhar
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    D&D 5E The Next D&D Book is JOURNEYS THROUGH THE RADIANT CITADEL

    No, it doesn't. You seem to have forgotten the words @Stefano Rinadelli used in post #81 immediately after the words from that post you've quoted. Those words are "(POC or not really don't care, since talent is not a matter of skin color)". I think a fair reading of that post was that, in the...
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    D&D 5E 5E Survivor - Deities (Part 1: Forgotten Realms) Selune Advances!

    Seriously, what setting needs that many deities?! It's like Discworld, with its Rat Death and God of Things Lost Down the Drain. Downvote the lot of 'em into oblivion, I say!
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    D&D 5E Variant Eldritch Blast and Pact of The Blade

    Wow, bizarre. I just spent a couple of days rewriting the basic warlock class with this issue specifically addressed - an invocation that allows eldritch blast to be used as a melee spell attack, and which then forms the basis for a bunch of hexblade-themed invocations. Really, the class...
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    D&D 5E How do you handle secret doors?

    Well, first I rub my elf up and down and along the walls that I'm searching. When it beeps, I point my barbarian at the wall and it either opens, or explodes, causing minor damage to my barbarian, and then opens. Cheers, Al'kelhar
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    Level Up (A5E) Manuevers Feedback

    There, fixed it for ya! ;)
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    D&D General TPK or Imprison

    My players are dumb. Like, they're really smart people. All university educated, experts in their fields, yada yada. But their decisions in-game are often some of the dumbest it has ever been my misfortune to witness. And I've seen some stuff in my time, let me tell you. It's like their...
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    D&D 5E Coming soon: Ghosts of Saltmarsh minis

    Just for info, Reaper's been doing its Brinewind miniatures for a couple of years now, and its most recent Kickstarter included both Brinewind and underwater add-ons. All the miniatures you'll ever need for a nautical campaign like Saltmarsh, and then some... Cheers, Al'kelhar
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    D&D General Why defend railroading?

    Why defend railroading? Because the arrival of a technology enabling the movement of large numbers of people, and more importantly, vast amounts of cargo, overland, safely and efficiently, heralded the most dramatic increase in trade since the invention of the sail, and it would not be too much...
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    D&D 5E A City of the Gods

    Yep, I always thought the material component for Tongues should be a Vegemite sandwich - although the reference tends to get lost on those poor souls living north of the equator. Cheers, Al'kelhar
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    D&D 5E Weapons You Miss

    Hmm, I thought it was a bit derivative. ;-)
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    D&D 5E How would you make a musician who sold their soul at the crossroads?

    Let 'em take Enhance Ability as a warlock spell, or let them swap out the 6th level class feature for something similar.
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    D&D 5E A City of the Gods

    But, if someone handed them a vegemite sandwich, wouldn't they already speak the same language?
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    D&D 5E "If They Have a Name They Get Death Saves. . ."

    This can only be said with an East Ender/cockney accent, however.
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