1 Million Swords

Reynard

Legend
One Million Swords

Every magical sword should be unique, with its own story. That being the case, I present "One Million Swords", a random sword generator for those +1's to +5's you roll up in treasure hoards. No accounting has been made for edition.

A. Name I (roll 1d10)

1: 1d6: 1-3=Dawn, 4-6=Dusk
2: 1d6: 1-3=Day, 4-6=Night
3: 1d6: 1-3=Light, 4-6=Dark
4: 1d6: 1-2=Bone, 3-4=Skull, 5-6=Blood
5: 1d6: 1-2=Heart, 3-4=Life, 5-6=Soul
6: Roll on table C (use singular form)
7: [Personal Name]
8: [Nation Name]
9: [Deity Name]
10: Open Dictionary or Thesaurus to random page.

B. Name II (roll 1d8)

1: ['s] Blade/Sword
2: Cutter/Cleaver
3: Slayer/Reaver
4: Star/Sun/Moon
5: Shield/Arm/Hand
6: Drinker/Eater/Devourer
7: ['s] Bane
8: Tooth/Claw/Sting

C. Who/what forged the sword? (roll 1d6+magical bonus)

2: Humans
3: Dwarves
4: Elves
5: Goblinoids
6: Orcs
7: Ogres/Trolls/Giants
8: Dragons
9: Demons/Dark Gods
10: Angels/Good Gods
11: Forged by Deed (spontaneous enchantment0

D. Who was the first wielder/owner of the sword? (roll 1d6+magical bonus)

2: Slave
3: Commoner/Serf
4: Freeman
5: Noble
6: Champion (of race/nation)
7: Champion (of ideal/deity/religion)
8: King/Queen
9: Divine Pawn/Hero (Perseus, Beowulf, etc..)
10: Demi-god
11: Deity

E. What circumstances is the sword famous for being used in? (roll 1d6)

1: War against (roll on table C).
2: Defense/service of forger's/owner's nation/race/religion
3: Against forger's/owner's nation/race/religion.
4: Personal gain/agenda.
5: During major historical event.
6: In the name of love/honor/loyalty/etc...

F. Under what circumstances did the original owner lose the weapon? (roll 1d6)

1: Passed it on (heir/student)
2: Sword lost (accidental)
3: Died in battle
4: Sword stolen
5: Stripped of weapon by (roll on table D 1d6+5)
6: Sword "chose" new owner

G: Under what circumstances did/does the sword reappear? (roll 1d6)

1: "Naturally" (when found, etc...)
2: By calendar (roll 1d6: 1-2=annual, 3-4=decades, 5-6=century)
3: By generation (roll 1d6: 1-2=each generation, 3-4=every d12 genrations, 5-6=every d100 generations)
4: During times of great (roll 1d6: 1-3=fortune/abundance, 4-6= great strife/hardship)
5: By the will of a deity/power.
6: Of its own accord.

F: Who wa the most recent owner of the sword? (roll 1d6)

1: Original Owner.
2: Roll on table D.
3: (typical) Adventurer.
4: Choose character at random & roll 1d6: 1-2: Ancestor, 3-4: Loved One, 5-6: Personal Enemy.
5: Famous Figure.
6: Infamous Figure.

g: Who seeks the sword now? (roll ontable F).

I don't know if that adds up to a million possible combinations, but it's a start.

If you do roll up a random sword with this set of tables, let me know what you come up with, and flesh it out a little. As always, DM's are free to re-roll or simply choose. And, of course, feel free to expand the charts and let me know what you change or add.
 
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Morrus

Well, that was fun
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Skull-sun forged by Elves, wielded by a commoner, in a war against skulls. Died in battle. Most recent owner was the original owner. Sought by a serf.
 



Reynard

Legend
Skull-sun forged by Elves, wielded by a commoner, in a war against skulls. Died in battle. Most recent owner was the original owner. Sought by a serf.

Although I love the idea of a war on skulls, that was a flub in the re-orging process. I fixed it in the first post.
 



Mathew_Freeman

First Post
Bone-Arm, forged by Humans, first wielded by the Champion of Bane Ingar-Kant in War of the Thousand Skulls, before being stolen from his tomb. The thief was executed by Banite Paladin Thesus Arkani, and Thesus now leads a mercenary company in the name of Bane against the people of the Auslands.

I like it!
 


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