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Presenting the most anticipated roleplaying product of the year: 10 All-New Absurd monsters 2! Yes, the long-awaited followup to 10 All-New Absurd Monsters is here bringing you 10 all-new monsters that are weird, perplexing, or just plain silly.
Now available at http://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/240032
Inside you will find:
- Ferocious Palm: Much like a regular palm tree, but significantly more aggressive.
- Froglob: A horrific three-headed, elemental-spewing, giant frog of doom.
- Giant Vampire Hummingbird: A hummingbird, that just so happens to be giant, and a vampire.
- Impossible Hexagon: A creature which insists on existing despite the considerable difficulty that causes for all involved, and reality in general.
- Kamigami: A large sentient pile of animate hair.
- Laser Eye Swarm: Exactly what it sounds like.
- Sluglord: Hyper-intelligent psionic brain-eating parasites from space.
- Snoose: A miserable little creature with an overall appearance not all too dissimilar from a cross between a blue elephant and a plucked chicken. Also, it breathes fire.
- Storm Bunny: A rabbit imbued with powerful elemental abilities, for reasons that have yet to be understood.
- Terror Totem: A stack of hideous monster heads with varying abilities. It’s kinda like its own adventuring party.