100+ Crazy Character Concepts!

[shouit]

54. Grolak the Evil Sorceror....

A man whos only objective is to make the woman he loves the happiest in the world. Unfortunately, he is very bad at making her happy, and therefore has to resort to making everyone else in the world miserable, thereby making her the happiest.

 

[Quinn]

55. Sir Phillip the Phlegmy - paladin with a real poor constitution score. Has had the same head cold for the past 4 years and can't seem to shake it. Always miserable. Hates it when wizards cast Contagion...

 

[JackelSR]

Lorien Bayne: Grey Elf Archer, represented the true meaning of Chaotic Good. Had the attention span of a may fly. Currently he is a Bard 2/Ranger 2/Wizard 1/Fighter 1 and counting. Will probably be taking Rogue as well and keeping them all within 1 level of each other. If he could fit more interest in there he would. Most famous for an event where the group was fighting Ghouls and had been over whelmed with the two primary fighters in the group paralyzed he yelled for the groups cleric to run. She grabbed the rogue and Lorien went to grab the dying dwarf. Only he was too heavy to move. Figuring his friend dead and seeing no way to save everyone he decided to take out the Ghouls. He whipped out a scroll and recited it, centering the effects on himself. The area became engulfed in the flames of a fireball allowing the Cleric and rogue to escape. The Ghouls were turned to ash and by some miracle of luck (kick ass saving throws and a lot of hit points for the dwarf) both managed to survive. Mind you he wished he didn’t after what happened next. While downing some healing potions to recover their wounds the dwarf downed a potion that had been marked as a potion of cure light wounds but actually wasn’t. When Lorien offered the dwarf his hand to help him stand up he got a kiss planted on him. He spent the next few hours trying to avoid the dwarf as he had consumed a potion of love. Whoops.

 

[Reika]

*evil GM cackle* I was the GM who did that, the lovely thing is that it was when I was trying to run Return to the Temple of Elemental Evil.

However, as to the nature of the thread, here are some of my more interesting ideas for chars:

Yasheira Fireblood, wandering cleric/bard of Sharess with the Mystic Wanderer prestige class and was a spellfire wielder. Described by fellow companions as "appropriately oversexed" and used her spellfire all of once.

Kyrian Shadowheart (a char I never played fortunately for the sanity of the GM and my fellow players). Elven tiefling wizard/archer, aiming for arcane archer prestige class. Her mother was an elven sorceress who wouldn't say who or WHAT Kyrian's father was.

Sheyoni Winterfall - Half human, half-air elemental (human with half air elemental template from Manual of the Planes). Parents were adventurers, eventually became landed nobility in Cormyr, found out couldn't have children because her father had some sort of degenerative disease that made him sterile. Sheyoni's uncle and fellow traveling companion with her parents, is a wizard who made a pact with some elemental lords for her parents to have kids to discharge favors he had accumulated with them. The result? 2 sets of twins, with one child for each of the 4 major elements.

Random char ideas that never got fully developed - Human paladin who doesn't realize she is a paladin, avariel cleric who lost her wings due to overweening pride and is trying to prove she's worthy to regain them, a dragonkin bard, an aasimar that looks like a drow who is a paladin of Lathander.

 

[demiurge1138]

61. Three words...
Kobold
Paladin
Bagpipes

Demiurge out.

 

[Al]

Jim Smith, the reluctant adventurer.

An ordinary run-of-the-mill commoner who just wanted a peaceful life tending the turnips, but whose overambitious social-climbing wife and in-laws want him to adventure and become rich, famous and powerful...

 

[Angcuru]

61. Three words...
Kobold
Paladin
Bagpipes

Demiurge out.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

 

[s/LaSH]

63. Nobody's mentioned Sir Osis, hailing from Liver? (Seriously, no idea what he'd be in game, but Sir Osis of Liver is one of those classic names that deserves a character. Any takers?)

64. Not perhaps a D&D character, but one I made for my Twilight homebrew... Dulccii, the (self-proclaimed) Coolest Assassin In The World. Nobody can tell whether Dulccii's male or female, just that s/he looks realy cool. Sadly, Dulccii's thicker than two very long poles and thinks that cool involves having no hair, lots of scimitars and standing half in a shadow whenever possible. The kicker was that Dulccii has incredible luck and poise, which more than makes up for his/her inability in every other field. (Hm, this worked better in Twilight. Guess the whole 'insane luck' thing doesn't translate too well between systems.)

65. Kylie, the halfling barbarian/monk. She's surprisingly good at berserk clobbering rages. (Yes, I know one class says 'any nonlawful' while the other says 'any lawful'. I don't care.)

66. Red Dragon Rogue. Sure, he's big. Sure, he can't hide well - but there's nothing in the rules to say he can't move like a cat or pick your pocket. Now he hides in an alley (and in the nature of Yo Mama jokes, he hides IN an alley) and acquires phenomenal wealth from the passers-by without them realising it.

67. What about an illithid paladin with bagpipes? I don't even want to know what they sound like played through a beak...