1000 ways to be a D&D Snob

[Sulimo]

288. You take gaming refuge in RoleMaster till they make a D&D edition you approve of. (or is that considered a RoleMaster Snob?)

Ouch. Thats getting a little close to home...although I've happily played all versions of D&D (some more briefly than others). We alwasy seem to return to RM though.

 

[laiyna]

253. You spend more on your D&D books than on your clothes.

*mutter* I spend more on d20 books then on rent, clothes and food together. Does that make me a big snob?

 

[Ravellion]

You manage to pay more fort D&D books than on rent, and claim to live in the Netherlands? That, my dear sir, is impossible!

(insider's joke for Dutchmen)

Rav

 

[laiyna]

*grin* I'm not fron the Netherlands but from Limburg. And as it is a conquered province of Holland I'm Dutch and don't need to be....

*poke Rav*

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For who wants to know, Napoleon conquered Limburg and Holland, after he got beaten Holland claimed Limburg as "spoils of war". It was before Naploeon 5 independent countries and 1 city state.
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Laiyna

 

[drothgery]

*mutter* I spend more on d20 books then on rent, clothes and food together. Does that make me a big snob?

No. It just means you still live with your parents

Of course, I spend more on d20 books than on clothes, but what I've spent in the last year on d20 books and clothes combined is less than one month's rent -- the only downside to living in San Diego.

 

[WanderingMonster]

ZING!

*mutter* I spend more on d20 books then on rent, clothes and food together. Does that make me a big snob?

Snob? No. Slob?

Feel the love, man.

290. You interview your players before you let them make characters.

291. You make your players write a background of a predetermined length before they can play.

 

[Stone Angel]

292. You constantly compare every character that your dm killed off for no reason
293. You think that the dm killed a character using unfairness(?) because you are to good of a player to ever be slain otherwise.
294. You correct grammar in other peoples posts.
295. Compare other pc's to ones you've created in the past of the same class and berate them for not being original.

 

[Ranes]

296. You refuse to start playing until you've run a chi-squared metric on all your dice. If you're the DM, you insist on testing all your players' dice.

 

[ColonelHardisson]

296. You post long, detailed analyses of what is wrong with D&D/d20, and explain exactly why D&D game mechanics like spells, hit points, classes, and levels are inferior to the mechanics of other games - but you always include the line: "don't get me wrong; I love D&D; I don't want to play another game..."

 

[Al]

Your character backgrounds are:

297. written in first person.

298. in no less than ten chapters.

299. framed on your wall.

You play:

300. the indirect fire rules.

301. a bard, and constantly complain that they were shafted in 3e.

302. solo campaigns.

294. You correct grammar in other peoples posts.

It should be other people's posts .