1000 ways to be a D&D Snob

[Furn_Darkside]

25. You force bard players to sing in real life when their characters sing.

 

[ColonelHardisson]

26. You claim to have "fixed" a books "broken" elements.

27. You claim this within a day of it being released.

 

[alsih2o]

28. you insist rangers are broken, but still take a lvl in ranger with every character

 

[Marius Delphus]

29. At your scheduled convention event, allow "visitors" to play but make sure to give the glory to your home players, who are also sitting in. One good way to do this: give 1st-level characters to the visitors and 8th-level characters to your buddies, then make sure the challenges are suited to 8th-level characters.

 

[EricNoah]

Refuse to join the RPGA as its players are munchkin power gamers.

Be a thin-skinned D&D forum moderator and ban alsih2o for mocking him.

 

[EOL]

32- Use a war-gaming tap measure (one of three attached to you belt) to handle all distances in combat. Insisting that hexes and grids are for people who haven't rated their int at 17+.

 

[Furn_Darkside]

33. You insist on a "You say it, you do it" rule, and have lost many pc's as they go off in the search of something called soda.

34. Think you are too good to number your additions to this topic.

 

[alsih2o]

Be a thin-skinned D&D forum moderator and ban alsih2o for mocking him.

did i forget to add the word handsome to those posts?

 

[EricNoah]

25. You refuse to number your entries because you noticed how many 25s there are here...

 

[alsih2o]

35. insist the ennies could have a better award, and volunteer to design it

(oh, wait, thats me!!)