1001 Epithets


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61) the Young
62) the Restless
63) the Old
64) the Dead
65) the Red
65) the Corpulent
66) the Puissant
67) the Eviscerator
68) the Decapitator
69) the Tickler
70) the Strong
 

71) The Less Impressive
72) The Uncalled For
73) The Untimely
74) The Silken Arm Haired
75) The Drunken Less its Sunday
76) The Weevil Feared
78) The Largely Unpleasant to Be Around
79) The Generally Inappropriate
80) The Most Honorable and Holy Studmuffin of Dane

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"Never Give Up, Never Surrender!"
 

81) The heartless
82) The brainless
83) The fearful
84) The swift
85) The slow
86) The inept
87) The flirtatious
88) The obscene
89) The diseased
90) The feminine
91) The pantless
 


93. the Disgusting
94. the Revolting
95. the Nauseating
96. the Repugnant
97. the Hideous
98. the Gross
99. the Vile
100. the Foul
101. the Abhorrent
102. the Repellent
103. the Abominable
104. the Sickening
105. the Loathsome
106. the Distasteful
107. the Repugnant
108. the Ewok
 

(Back down to 108 because of multiple repugnants)

108. The Ironfisted
109. the empty-handed
110. the empty-headed
111. the hungry
112. the simple
113. the toungue-tied
114. the fool
115. the ignorant
116. the brilliant smile
117. the crooked-toothed
118. the slow
119. the Dim
120. the still
121. the unmoving
122. (of) the billowing-cloak-that-always-catches-on-things
 
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123) The Adequate
124) The Compensating
125) The Mousehearted
126) The Seeker-of-the-Thing-in-the-Place-you-know-the-one-about-a-mile-from-where-the-old-barn-used-to-be-yeah-that-one-where-was-I-the-thing-in-the-name-of-the-Guy
127) The Scourge of Defenseless Animals
128) The Indignant
129) The Inferior
130) The Lover of Fine Cheeses
 
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131) the enigmatic
132) the seventh son of a seventh son, born on the most holy of days, in the hour of new light, whose joy shall spread throughout the land and touch the hearts of all he meets, who shall be known to all as the savior of our land, and the wrath that will punish those who trepass against him.
 

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