1001 Foolproof Trolls

Admittedly these could be obscure references:
88. Naming a your character CORAK
89. Naming your character SHELTEM
90. "Initiate self-destruct sequence, Code 0-0-1!"
 

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91: We're backing up the harddrive. The boards will go down at so and so time and be back tommorrow.

92: Kender.

93: Kender paladins.

94: Formerly evil outsider now good outsider paladins

95: WOTC boards

96: Nutkinland

97: Nerfed

98: Munchkin

99: Powerplayer

100: Anything involving George Lucas or Episodes 1-3.
101: Hey, take a look at my super cool ninja sword. It's called the Killsword. (If you've played Baldur's gate II, you'll remember that little cheatcode...)

102: We want Rolleyes back or something along those lines....
103: We want more smilies! ^_^
 
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107. MMORPG's are destroying the industry.

108. That *blank* is just for the DDM players.

109. Why are the books dumbing down?

110. This *blank* is pandering to lazy DM's.

111. How anime can you get?
 


No one seems to be answering these questions!

1. Why are assassins evil?
Why not?

2. Katanas rule!
Only when you engrave them with a series of lines at right angles to the blade.

3. How does hide in plain sight work?
Very well, thank you for asking!

4. Why can't you power attack with light weapons?
Because you can't!

5. (Insert mediaeval weapon) didn't work like that!
No mediaeval weapon ever kiled anyone. It was the person weilding it, you're missing the point (and so were several mediaeval weapons).

6. Clerics are overpowered.
There are certainly several I'd like to overpower.

7. Fighters are underpowered.
(refer to bizarre post by ? )

8. Epic sucks.
Yes please.

9. Eberron rules!
See response to Katana, above.

10. My friend's cousin's dog's stepbrother's spirit medium is in contact with Someone Important in WotC, and he says 4E is coming out next week.
I've a friend who has the same information, AND HIS MEDIUM IS AN AUTO-WRITER!!!!!!!!!
Send me $500 and Ill send you a copy.

I don't think I've got the hang of this trolling lark! Or have I? ;)
 



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