1001 Foolproof Trolls

[TheAranan]

20. Psionics > Magic!

 

[Sejs]

21. What alignment is (soandso)?
22. I'm so sick of elves!
23. ZOMG the PHBII is so overpowered.
24. Why anything having to do with negative energy is evil and you are wrong.
25. Gods and their stats.
26. Man, d20 is sooo videogamey
27. (insert acronym) game theory, you gormless plebeians.
28. My DM is a jerkwad because...
29. Halflings = hobbits, damnit, not kender!
30. Extra Spell feat.

 

[Sejs]

Oh, and just to preempt it, because you know it's coming -

31. Oh, fine, I guess any topic is a 'foolproof troll' then. Hrumph.

 

[paradox42]

32. Gnomes are the best race!

(For the record, I like them myself and have several subraces in my own campaign- but I know lots and lots of people here don't. )

 

[Dragonbait]

33. Anthropomorphic animals + sex + role-playing games

 

[hafrogman]

34. Dungeon (#) contains NO Eberron content.

 

[Yellow Sign]

35. I hate the wargame/overtly tactical aspect of combat in D&D.

 

[jmucchiello]

23. ZOMG the PHBII is so overpowered.

This should be generalized to:

ZOMG (any book) is so (over/under/trans)powered.

P.S. I like the mad lib style trolls.

 

[iwatt]

35. I hate the wargame/overtly tactical aspect of combat in D&D.

36. Roll-playing v/s Role-playing

 

[iwatt]

37. "You all must agree that....."