101 signs that your kid wouldn't game if their life depended on it.

[Moe Ronalds]

31. T-shirts are something they wear under their shirts.

Does this mean I'm the only gamer who prefers button-up shirts with pockets (stuffed with pencils) over any other? Peculiar...

I agree with the pepsi comment though.

 

[Bagpuss]

18. He thinks an "rpg" is just a type of video game

No he thinks RPG is just a type of weapon in a video game.

 

[lokiqc]

56) Brings his friends home to laugh at you

57) She's participating in beauty pageants

58) Calls the police because you're summoning demons

 

[MarauderX]

59. Wears a tie every day at age 16.

60. Couldn't finish first session cause it was 'too subjective for me'

61. Can't tell the difference from being in character and out.

62. Starts creating alternate rules so all roles could be made with d100 or multiple d6 during first session.

 

[The Great Sage]

63. Your child has more friends than you

64. Your child can't grasp the whole "playing in character while playing a lithe elf." They just don't understand.

 

[Frostmarrow]

65. He comes home with bloody sleeves at 4 am and says: "A fist does 1d3 in your stupid game? So much blood and just a d3?"

 

[Gnarlo]

66. He closes the door to your computer/game room from embarrassment before having his friends come into the house.

/em gnarlo!

 

[Deel Surool]

67. He looks you straight in the eye and says, "I wouldn't play that game if my life depended on it."