+2/+2 Feat Naming Contest

[Sejs]

John
Why yes, I am looking for a date.
Benefit: +2 Appraise, +2 Gather Information.

Voyeur
You are one with the bushes.
Benefit: +2 Hide, +2 Spot.

Learned the Luca Brasi Lesson
It only took one fish in a vest before you caught wise.
Benefit: +2 Escape Artist, +2 Swim.

Overbearing Girlfriend
Yes, it is all his fault!
Benefit: +2 Intimidate, +2 Listen.

Master of the Bra Clasp
You've got magic fingers.
Benefit: +2 Slight of Hand, +2 Open Lock.

Water Polo Enthusiast
The hard part is getting 'em to tread water.
Benefit: +2 Ride, +2 Swim.

College Student
You can name 10 fourth century chinese philosophers AND get by on a diet of beer and toenail clippings.
Benefit: +2 Survival, +2 to one Knowledge skill of your choice.

Weekend Drag Queen
You feel pretty, oh so pretty.
Benefit: +2 Bluff, +2 Disguise.

 

[Cthulhudrew]

Art Counterfeiter [General]
Is that a Picasso?
Benefit: You get a +2 on all Forgery checks and a +2 with a Craft skill of your choice (chosen when the feat is selected).

(Come to think of it, though, maybe that should be a feat, allowing Forgery to be applied somehow to a Craft check for purposes of inflating resell value or something...)

 

[Sejs]

Nerdy Scout
You were in the Scouts when you were a kid, but you actually learned the nerdy stuff while everybody else was smoking pot.
Benefit: +2 to Survival and Use Rope.

Boy Scout
Let's face it, the only things you remember are how to make peach cobbler and blow stuff up.
Benefit: +2 Profession (Cook) and Craft (Alchemy).


...at least that's all I took away from scouts.

 

[Sejs]

MSTie
You practically grew up on the Satelite of Love.
Benefit: +2 Perform (Comedy), +2 Knowledge (Local).


(Yes, MORE facets of Sejs' life splayed shamelessly across the internet!)

 

[Thurbane]

Holy Diver
"...you've been out too long in the Midnight Sea..."
Benefit: +2 Knowledge (Religion), +2 Swim

Mister Blonde
"..stuck in the middle with you..."
Benefit: +2 Intimidate, +2 Use Rope

 

[Nyaricus]

Eric's Grandma, my most sincere and formal of apollogies beforehand.

Master Baiter
You are an adept fisherman
Benefit: +2 Sleight of Hand, +2 Use Rope

Wet Dreams
You have vivid, spiritual dreams
Benefit: +2 Knowledge (Religion), +2 Swim

Sexy Back
Well, sort of...
Benefit: +2 Bluff, +2 Perform (sing)

Needle in a Haystack
Yep, it's that small.
Benefit: +2 Search, +2 Spot

Muff Diving
And away we go!
Benefit: +2 Perform (oratory), +2 Swim

Reverse Cowgirl
Yee Haw!
Benefit: +2 Balance, +2 Ride

The Magic Touch
Oooo la la!!
Benefit: +2 Sleight of Hand, +2 Use Magic Device

that's about all I got for now

cheers,
--N

 

[blargney the second]

Narcissist
You hang out with people in shining armour so there will be more reflections of you.
Benefit: +2 to Disguise and Autohypnosis checks

 

[Inconsequenti-AL]

Master of the 1000 Silken Steps - 6th Dan Black Belt in Ninja-ness (Internet Qualified)
You have been taught the ancient mysteries, you are now a 100% real ninja.
Benefits: +2 Knowledge(Martial Arts B Movies), +2 Bluff.

Lower Management
Benefits: +2 Perform(looking busy), +2 Knowledge(Office Politics).

 

[awayfarer]

How about...

Stalker
Restraining orders are another way of saying "I love you"
Benefit: +2 Spot and Hide checks

Suicidal
You and Moe Sizlak have a lot in common
Benefit: +2 Jump and Use Rope checks

 

[Kmart Kommando]

Master of the Bra Clasp
You've got magic fingers.
Benefit: +2 Slight of Hand, +2 Open Lock.

So that's what my extra human feat was...