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<blockquote data-quote="TDRandall" data-source="post: 1796098" data-attributes="member: 4808"><p>Clock of undependable appointments: Although this clock changes the rate at which it advances, its owner is never aware of the fact. It is guaranteed to be correct only four times each day, although the exact times of correctness are different for any given day. Any appointments attempted to be kept by using the clock as a guide will inevitably be 15-30 minutes either early or late from the actual time.</p><p></p><p>Ball of return: a small child's plaything, when dropped or thrown the ball will always successfully return to the childs hand for another hit or into the child's arms to be caught.</p><p></p><p>Flower of delightful preservation (several varieties): this flower has been magically preserved to always appear fresh, and does not require any water to remain so.</p><p></p><p>Portable porthole: This roughly 6 inch diameter bronze circlet is a boon to any rogues, as this item creates a small gate between the circlet and any designated point within 30 feet of the ring for up to four rounds. During this time, the user can either see through the ring from it's new vantage point (great for seeing around corners or through windows) or even reach through the ring with a hand to access the other side (allowing for remote pickpocket or sleight-of-hand attempts, or to access the contents of a container without lifting a lid). The gate is two-way and the opening is clearly visible from either end.</p><p></p><p>Scratch-my-back-scratcher: This is a small stick with a hand-shaped arrangement. When used to scratch the back of a target, compels the target to likewise scratch your back within 24 hours.</p><p></p><p>Frame of shrinking proportions: This object is actually composed of two L-shape pieces that interlock together to form a picture frame type shape. When linked together and held together at arms length, it's user may shrink the primary object perceived through the frame as he pushes the Ls together. Only inanimate objects that are not part of a larger whole and which fit within a 4'x4'x4' space or smaller can be targeted, and the shrink effect is permanent. (a side note - Pulix's famed intricate chess pieces are purported to be a group petrified sprites, halflings, dwarves and kobolds that were put through this process)</p><p></p><p>Vera's everpresent ice: These small cubes of ice can be used to comfortably chill any drink they are placed into, yet never expire or disappear so can be stored and saved for repeated use.</p><p></p><p>Leaflet of untrustworthy news: This small sheet of paper is found each morning to contain reportedly detailed descriptions of at least six events that will happen that day. Unfortunately, at least half of them are wrong on pertinent detail such as exactly who or how many are involved, where the event will happen, or even what will happen.</p><p></p><p>Blood turnips: These naturally occuring vegetables, often located at ley-line intersections or near unhallowed ground, can be squeezed for roughly 1/2 and ounce of blood each.</p><p></p><p>(I think I've found my calling - just name me the "Master of Useless Stuff"!) <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TDRandall, post: 1796098, member: 4808"] Clock of undependable appointments: Although this clock changes the rate at which it advances, its owner is never aware of the fact. It is guaranteed to be correct only four times each day, although the exact times of correctness are different for any given day. Any appointments attempted to be kept by using the clock as a guide will inevitably be 15-30 minutes either early or late from the actual time. Ball of return: a small child's plaything, when dropped or thrown the ball will always successfully return to the childs hand for another hit or into the child's arms to be caught. Flower of delightful preservation (several varieties): this flower has been magically preserved to always appear fresh, and does not require any water to remain so. Portable porthole: This roughly 6 inch diameter bronze circlet is a boon to any rogues, as this item creates a small gate between the circlet and any designated point within 30 feet of the ring for up to four rounds. During this time, the user can either see through the ring from it's new vantage point (great for seeing around corners or through windows) or even reach through the ring with a hand to access the other side (allowing for remote pickpocket or sleight-of-hand attempts, or to access the contents of a container without lifting a lid). The gate is two-way and the opening is clearly visible from either end. Scratch-my-back-scratcher: This is a small stick with a hand-shaped arrangement. When used to scratch the back of a target, compels the target to likewise scratch your back within 24 hours. Frame of shrinking proportions: This object is actually composed of two L-shape pieces that interlock together to form a picture frame type shape. When linked together and held together at arms length, it's user may shrink the primary object perceived through the frame as he pushes the Ls together. Only inanimate objects that are not part of a larger whole and which fit within a 4'x4'x4' space or smaller can be targeted, and the shrink effect is permanent. (a side note - Pulix's famed intricate chess pieces are purported to be a group petrified sprites, halflings, dwarves and kobolds that were put through this process) Vera's everpresent ice: These small cubes of ice can be used to comfortably chill any drink they are placed into, yet never expire or disappear so can be stored and saved for repeated use. Leaflet of untrustworthy news: This small sheet of paper is found each morning to contain reportedly detailed descriptions of at least six events that will happen that day. Unfortunately, at least half of them are wrong on pertinent detail such as exactly who or how many are involved, where the event will happen, or even what will happen. Blood turnips: These naturally occuring vegetables, often located at ley-line intersections or near unhallowed ground, can be squeezed for roughly 1/2 and ounce of blood each. (I think I've found my calling - just name me the "Master of Useless Stuff"!) :) [/QUOTE]
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