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<blockquote data-quote="NewLifeForm" data-source="post: 2358140" data-attributes="member: 7811"><p><strong>These aren't too dissimilar to my normal magic items</strong></p><p></p><p>Check out my entry in this thread: <a href="http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=137389" target="_blank">http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=137389</a></p><p></p><p>A few more...</p><p></p><p><strong>Murphy's LawBringer</strong> (aka Murphy's Blade)</p><p></p><p>+5 Long Sword which, on a critical hit, causes the most embarrassing or idiotic thing to happen to the wielder in the following round.</p><p></p><p><strong>The Mediocre Mantle of Mendreed The OK</strong></p><p></p><p>A Robe of unimpressive design and bland color that enables the wearer to become awe-inspiringly average in everyway. Spells and weapons will cause average damage, Charisma becomes 10-11, Wielder is difficult to remember precisely, etc. While it may be seen as a cursed item, it's really not that bad. Or that good. Or...I'm sorry I was distracted by something truly interesting.</p><p></p><p><strong>The Perfect Thing</strong></p><p></p><p>The Perfect Thing is exactly what your species and class needs to accomplish whatever it is they are doing. It's just the right size, their absolutely favorite color and easy to use. My players searched for this object as the end goal of a huge plane-spanning quest since everyone in the multiverse was after it. Everyone they encountered sang it's praises, but no one could clearly explain or describe it. After all...it's The Perfect Thing! It is possible that this is what distracted me a moment ago.</p><p></p><p><strong>The Cowardly Coat of Colbourn the Fleeting</strong></p><p></p><p>This long sleeved, dull brown, leather coat is thin and worn, but very comfortable. If faced with a challenging dilemma or imminent danger, the wearer need only run away. Doing so in this manner, especially if it leaves friends in the lurch, increases the characters movement rate to 10x normal. Once mobile in this fashion, the wearer can not stop running until the problem or danger they are fleeing is too hard to see clearly from their current distance.</p><p></p><p>NewLifeForm</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="NewLifeForm, post: 2358140, member: 7811"] [b]These aren't too dissimilar to my normal magic items[/b] Check out my entry in this thread: [url]http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=137389[/url] A few more... [B]Murphy's LawBringer[/B] (aka Murphy's Blade) +5 Long Sword which, on a critical hit, causes the most embarrassing or idiotic thing to happen to the wielder in the following round. [B]The Mediocre Mantle of Mendreed The OK[/B] A Robe of unimpressive design and bland color that enables the wearer to become awe-inspiringly average in everyway. Spells and weapons will cause average damage, Charisma becomes 10-11, Wielder is difficult to remember precisely, etc. While it may be seen as a cursed item, it's really not that bad. Or that good. Or...I'm sorry I was distracted by something truly interesting. [B]The Perfect Thing[/B] The Perfect Thing is exactly what your species and class needs to accomplish whatever it is they are doing. It's just the right size, their absolutely favorite color and easy to use. My players searched for this object as the end goal of a huge plane-spanning quest since everyone in the multiverse was after it. Everyone they encountered sang it's praises, but no one could clearly explain or describe it. After all...it's The Perfect Thing! It is possible that this is what distracted me a moment ago. [B]The Cowardly Coat of Colbourn the Fleeting[/B] This long sleeved, dull brown, leather coat is thin and worn, but very comfortable. If faced with a challenging dilemma or imminent danger, the wearer need only run away. Doing so in this manner, especially if it leaves friends in the lurch, increases the characters movement rate to 10x normal. Once mobile in this fashion, the wearer can not stop running until the problem or danger they are fleeing is too hard to see clearly from their current distance. NewLifeForm [/QUOTE]
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